So, I'm getting married...

Discussion in 'Non Surf Related' started by Rob_Kelly, May 24, 2018.

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  1. May 24, 2018 #1
    Rob_Kelly

    Rob_Kelly Well-Known Member

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    Hey, dudes, what's on?

    You guys are totally macho and all when it comes to chicks, but youse seem to be totally missing out.

    Last year I came upon a site called "Meet-an-Inmate.com"

    It's totally lekker, bru. Like for real, for real.

    These chicks are down and down for anything. I usually cruise for younger chicks with an upcoming release date and then hit them with that Rob Kelly charm. And, uh, yeah, it doesn't hurt to show them that barrel I got two winters ago. It was even in The Press of Atlantic City - the worst paper in the country. Damn Kevin Post.

    Say it everyone, "Damn Kevin Post."

    Kevin Post sucks.

    You married guys could totally use Meet-an-Inmate.com to arrange affairs. These girls are sex, dudes.

    Though, do a Google search of these girls before you start conversing. You don't want a black widow type. Ya know what I'm sayin'?

    And you can use this site to get even with Colin Herilhy or that Difillippo Dark Fall guy.

    Find a lovely lass and then create letters from "Her" and send them to a married or involved dude you don't like. Women love when their man is conversing with female prison inmates. I almost got somebody on here that way. Almost. But Jesus told me not to do it. Revenge is wrong.

    Anyways, My girl gets out of Wilsonville, Oregon in a year or two. Fingers crossed next summer...Her name is Lena Randolph #16377181 and she's an angel. Shoot, I may have Kid Rock be my best man. She'll be on paper for a few years, and arranging to get her on Parole in another state is a hassle.

    Hey, hands off, Chavez. And don't any of you lil' weasels try and move in on her. She's mine.

    By the way, I also send Suge Knight letters from "Sean Puffy Combs." Ha, that's a good time.

    "Hey, Suge how's prison, man. I hope those Surrenos aren't hassling you too badly..."
     
    Rob_Kelly, May 24, 2018
    Rob_Kelly, May 24, 2018
  3. May 24, 2018 #2
    ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

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  5. May 25, 2018 #3
    SCOB3YVILLE

    SCOB3YVILLE Well-Known Member

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    Hahahahaha
    This. Is. Amazing.

    I can’t believe the website is real. Not putting it past you Thogh.

    I whole heartily wish you the best!
     
    SCOB3YVILLE, May 25, 2018
    SCOB3YVILLE, May 25, 2018
  6. May 25, 2018 #4
    SCOB3YVILLE

    SCOB3YVILLE Well-Known Member

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    Yo. How the fuck she got whiter Nike’s than me?! Is this where our taxes go?! Fucking ms Kelly
     
    SCOB3YVILLE, May 25, 2018
    SCOB3YVILLE, May 25, 2018
  7. May 25, 2018 #5
    Barry Cuda

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    Lena looks like she is a dominatrix and likes being butt-screwed by the guards.
     
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  8. May 25, 2018 #6
    fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

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    Gotta put her on Scantily Clad Women...just gotta
     
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  9. May 25, 2018 #7
    LBCrew

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    Sorry Carli Lloyd never worked out for ya.
     
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  10. May 25, 2018 #8
    headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

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    Congrats to the happy couple.

    Where are you registered?
     
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  11. May 25, 2018 #9
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    Congrats on the marriage! Maybe one of you can ride off into the sunset!
     
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  12. May 25, 2018 #10
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    Prison commissary
     
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  13. May 25, 2018 #11
    ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

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    They get to wear jeans? WTF! We had those brown polyester pants and what amounted to hospital scrubs. (green, orange or beige depending upon your classification) On the farm crew we got Carhartts.
     
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  14. May 25, 2018 #12
    goofy footer

    goofy footer Well-Known Member

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    Scantily Clad Inmate Women ....................
     
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  15. May 25, 2018 #13
    La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

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    I saw Grace Lee Daugherty on the site lol. Remember her, the inbred Bonnie & Clyde stripper that went on a 3-state crime spree with her 2 brothers? Lotsa nudes of her on the net, I bet she's an easy piece.

    Another lady on there from Texas looking for her next husband to kill, she's currently doing Life in Tejas.

    My kind of women
     
    La_Piedra, May 25, 2018
    La_Piedra, May 25, 2018
  16. May 25, 2018 #14
    soulrider

    soulrider Well-Known Member

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    This is amazing... new addiction is scouring the inmates for potential upgrades....
     
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  17. May 25, 2018 #15
    nopantsLance

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    Tom Waits- Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis
     
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  18. Jun 24, 2018 #16
    clockworks12

    clockworks12 Member

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    she has crazy eyes!

     
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    clockworks12

    clockworks12 Member

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  20. Jun 24, 2018 #18
    nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]
     
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  21. Jun 24, 2018 #19
    antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

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    what is the big obsession with marriage?
     
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  22. Jun 25, 2018 #20
    La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

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    dishwasher, sandwiches, permanent hole
     
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