Better not see any of you kooks riding any of my waves this weekend. The Fourth of July marks the beginning of my surf season, so stay off my peaks and we'll be cool. If you get in my way, you best believe we're going to throw down right then and there. Once the guards break us up, I'm going to take your girlfriend/wife/mother out for a nice seafood dinner and skip out on the tab. I repeat - stay out of my way.
I love holidays like the 4th because it makes me think about how great this country is. America, fuck yeah.
"I'll be waiting for you behind the jetty or under the boardwalk for sexual conflicts and cutting" Who said it.....