Newby to the crowd

This is our neighbor and my secret plan to have a blonde sandwich ....
Then maybe a seafood dinner

 

Bro, I’m a dirty blue collar slob who stepped on a winning lottery ticket. She’s the bomb, let’s me surf, loves that I’m twisted as a twizzler and she’s wicked smaaat

 

I meant it when I said I knew I’d fit in pretty well. Bout the only piece that doesn’t fit is my reconne time and my ability - I see an aweful lot of time , ability and experience here. But I’ve been working hard and surf year round and everyday count my blessings to be on the water and bump fins and elbows with some truly cool people.

 

I also figured out pretty early on that you need to do the work on your own, put in the time and stop talking and just watch and listen - surfers don’t give this away for free... at least the ones you want to learn from. I’ve gone from foamies with no homi to figuring out how to cut the drop and turn time in half by angling my hands towards my right
Side on steep quick waves so I don’t get closed out on before the boart gets moving along. And do it pretty well and pretty consistant until I get worn out... THEN I started asking questions. After three years of doing the work. And those old salties who watched me eat shyt day after day and get pummeled, but kept coming back, eventually told me a thing or two and it changed everything for me.

 

Hey, my bery first thread and I got FOUR FRKKEN PAGES!! Does that make me a special member now? Or was it just my hot wife....

 

Cucklberry Finn? No lie, that’s my most used porn search....keep hoping to see my wife

 

You don’t collect rare moths do you?

 

Sounds like the average marriage