Peee - yewww!!! Ever wake up in the morning and start cutting the most solid noisy stinky farts? I hate when you rip one under the covers, you shift and the blanket lifts and you get blasted with your own flavor. I swear man I just can't stop cutting the cheese lately in the morning it's been very consistent. I hate when you get up to go to the bathroom and you come back in your room, you get blasted with that hot stench.. I could never sleep in bed with chicks all night I'd have to sleep on the couch cause they might get grossed out. Ever fart in your wetsuit and the bubble goes right up your back and into your hood? THAT is the WORST
Yeah giving a lady the "Dutch Oven" can really kill the mood. But seeing them gross out over the smell can be funny
The key ingredient to a good "dutch oven" fart is consuming large amounts of malt liquor the night before
i fart all the time. and i gotta admit mine are really nasty, then you throw in the kind were your just sleeping and you just llet one rip those are the nasty ones. but when im surfing and i fart or pee it just feels like a hottub with all of the hottness in the wetsuit.
A good way to tell if you're chick's worth keepin' around or not is to hang out with her while the both of you are eating mexican food, and having a few brews, then when there's a quiet moment in the conversation, rip one super loud, so loud that it looks like you might have to go freshen up in the bathroom. Pause, then look deep into her eyes and say, "Yes, that means we're serious."
hahaha the Surfs-Up burrito will give you the wet farts....I gotta stay with the Pipline. ughVeeBee...do you live at the oceanfront or inland VB?
Farting in the morning almost always happens when you have late night snacks the night before too.Especially something like 2 double cheeseburgers from Mac Do.
I haven't had the Pipeline. I started eating the Unemployed Surfer when I was, well, unemployed, but then I had a Surfs Up and haven't tried anything else since, that's been years. I'm close enough to walk if I had to, but just far enough to make it inconvenient to do it all the time.
Mine is on the table now Crab cakes , Lobster, Flounder, scalopes, shirmp the whole thing Its gonna be a warm night LOL
