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Shameful frauds. Unfortunately nothing new under the sun and the saga indeed continues.

 

Lmfao!!!

 

There once was a local named Wayne. Cocoa pier was his claim. He waited for children all day. Then the police took him away.

 

I almost forgot that we actually liked Austin for a minute. Fuck we've lost some good people since then.

 

Carter was all-time on here. Blasters, Wayne's God bless him. I think Yank and Sheldonne stay away of their own accord (mostly). I heard that Kid Rocque fella was a terror in lineups up and down the West Coast.

 

Not to mention, can you imagine how they woulda handled new guys like this Bigglesworth guy? Or "Merx"? He has like 500 posts in his first week. Carter and Yankee would've been on him like stink on shit. I got no problem with the new folks but what do you think those guys would be doing?
BTW, where is TLO?

 

ol' Yankee would have been handling business. Merx is sloflo from a little while ago...

I miss the OGs

 

Yankee recently recovered from having his appendix removed. He finally was able to get back in the water at TPTSNBN this past Wednesday. He would surely have given the new Sparkies and Asshats a good lashing had he been able to login to his account.

 

Speaking of, he has a message for you all. He just texted me this...

“I was on the Fourume last night for a bit, reading some of the treads.
Some chatty Floron-like asshat named mister bigasscheeks or something like that, what a douche canoe troll he seems to be.
(Floron is Flo + Moron)

Tell the OG cool heads that Yankee sends best regards to those buoys

Everyone else can go practice tying their leash around their puny lil balls”

 

There once was a guy named Merx
Who didn't like the way his weenus works
So he replaced it with a vagina and moved to Carolina
And now on SwellInfo he/she lurks

 

Lol

 

Now his cornhole is bloody and lame

 

I know that was yankee b/c you can not fake those awesome nicknames.

 

There once was a dweeblefark called La_Piedra
Whom had a might shriveled and shrunken La_PeePee
Tied a rock onto it in Avallanas
So it might not fall off into the La_SeaSea

 

Oh ha ha.