"Surfing, bench pressing, you name it. IT'S ON!!, "

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by nynj, Jan 17, 2013.

  1. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
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    thats stout dude! I got 405 for two clean when I was a sophomore at 235lbs but I cheated - the sudden found magic of asthma inhaler hits was insane...and holy crap did I obviously miss some fun stuff here! Hair gel? Tanning lotion? And surfing? All togetherlikeandstuff? More fun than beachblanketgangbang!
     
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  2. CuckNorris

    CuckNorris Well-Known Member

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    Jul 7, 2018
    Surfers who bench press must be Philly natives that travel only to Belmar for the world class surf.
     
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  3. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
    I did mention that was 27 years ago right...? The ding repairs would be out of control! Moohahahahahahahabsbbsshab!!!!
     
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  4. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
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    If that’s a joke that’s funny and if it’s not that’s sick...first one is one I WOULD but not near that shoulder, right about where he’s paddling in, second one is one i have on a few occasions. Only twice on anything DOH. All other attempts were fail to launch lol
     
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  5. CuckNorris

    CuckNorris Well-Known Member

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    Jul 7, 2018
    The ding repairs from these 26 inch pythons brother. Hulkamania brother
     
  6. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
    “Lemme tell ya Mean Jean, to all those little hulkamaniacs out there, better take your vitamins and say your prayers cause these 26” pythons are fighting for you!”
    HahHaha!! Father in law bought into a condo development in the early 80’s down in Clearwater FL on treasure island. His neighbors were Terry Hogan and Randy Savage - no word of a lie. Hogan sold his in the early 90’s but Macho Man kept his for a while. There are pictures on the wall down there of them all together on the beachfront ofnthe building. Hogan is a massive dude. John was 6’5” and a bear of a guy and Hogan sitting beside him just seemed to dwarf him.
     
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  7. CuckNorris

    CuckNorris Well-Known Member

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    Jul 7, 2018
    ^^^
    “Lemme tell ya Mean Jean, to all those little hulkamaniacs out there, better take your vitamins and say your prayers cause these 26” pythons are fighting for you!”
    Best line ever!!!
     
  8. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
    Hahaha, I remember watching that very scene on tv at the height of the Hogan/Macho Man Bro’ mance - and then the meat in the middle.... “mah insperashun, mah deadicayshun...Elizabeth”
    Mmmmmmmmmmm
     
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  9. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Thanks, great reminder and classic thread and times!

    Bummer cause now it's got an extra page of...
     
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  10. dlrouen

    dlrouen Well-Known Member

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    Jun 6, 2012
    Wow, this thread is over 5 years old.....that's amazing. The internet....(cue History Channel alien meme guy)

    I've definitely pulled a few lines from the shred machine book while out in the water. Even though most people don't know what I'm talking about, it's hard not to laugh.

    Does anyone know what happened to zagaffer? How about erock? Miss those two.
     
  11. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    Gaff died tragically when he fell into a hot glass tub while being very stoned. RIP.
     
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  12. dlrouen

    dlrouen Well-Known Member

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    Jun 6, 2012
    Honestly, I do not know if you're being serious or just joking here.

    Does anyone have the facts on the disappearances of both Gaff and erock?

    DawnPatrol? I feel like you've got the skinny on everyone here.

    BTW - Tlokien texted me about two weeks ago. He's dealing with some back issues and hasn't made it out lately. At least one MIA is accounted for.
     
  13. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Gaff pops in every now and then. His main account got destroyed by Austin when he got his little feelings hurt. Erock i'm sure is on here under another name but I can't confirm that, just a hunch.
     
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  14. arthurdigbysellers

    arthurdigbysellers Well-Known Member

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    Oct 16, 2017
    How dis thread get unlocked?
     
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  15. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    butts got unhurt
     
  16. arthurdigbysellers

    arthurdigbysellers Well-Known Member

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    Oct 16, 2017
    Copy that. Brown starfeesh and some suite inside reform
     
  17. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Wow is this a new member? Seldom seen? Never heard of him... I would suggest starting an intro thread for a propere introduction

    Also, have you ever considered a future in weather forecasting?
     
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  18. CuckNorris

    CuckNorris Well-Known Member

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