Swellinfo Surf Contest

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  1. Jul 27, 2018 #21
    ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

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    I'm in if I get a participation award. I want the award to be a gift certificate to an Asian massage therapist of my choosing
     
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  3. Jul 28, 2018 #22
    CuckNorris

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    Happy Ending Express is a good one in Cocoa. I can introduce you to a lady named milka anasucka dacawk at the contest and she will take you there.
     
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  5. Jul 28, 2018 #23
    DosXX

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    What women? Other than Betty, there are no women on this forum. We're a ship all filled with men...
     
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  6. Jul 28, 2018 #24
    MrBigglesworth

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    I doth thinketh your wrong double trouble - Miss Merx corrected me on that!
     
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  7. Jul 29, 2018 #25
    nopantsLance

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    When is the first heat?
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  8. Jul 29, 2018 #26
    nopantsLance

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  9. Jul 29, 2018 #27
    CuckNorris

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    Wayne got arrested earlier this morning on the way to the contest. I'm glad someone got a pic of his van being pulled over. Unfortunately he had all the contest materials in his van so unfortunately the contest was called off.
     
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  10. Jul 29, 2018 #28
    nopantsLance

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    some disappointed contestants that traveled great distances
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  11. Jul 29, 2018 #29
    MrBigglesworth

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    Is that Barry???????
     
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  12. Jul 29, 2018 #30
    nopantsLance

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    The Slater Clan made a strong showing
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  13. Jul 29, 2018 #31
    JayD

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    I’m thinking the 45+ division would beat all the “youngsters” head to head...two divisions.
     
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  14. Jul 29, 2018 #32
    CuckNorris

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    Wayne only specializes in head to head contact with "youngsters".
     
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  15. Jul 30, 2018 #33
    DawnPatrol321

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    1000mg, I'm not an expert on edibles but that sounds potent lol, how well will they be able to judge? :eek:
     
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  16. Jul 30, 2018 #34
    aka pumpmaster

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    so the 45+ crowd are judges??
     
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  17. Jul 30, 2018 #35
    headhigh

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    I'm happy to be the guinea pig for this experiment
     
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  18. Jul 30, 2018 #36
    DawnPatrol321

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    Buckle up! Going straight to the Moooon!
     
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  19. Jul 30, 2018 #37
    headhigh

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    I'll make it halfway through the first heat then I'll starting thinking about outer space and counting grains of sand. In the end I'll say everyone wins because we are all children of mother earth and that's cool, man.
     
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  20. Jul 30, 2018 #38
    DawnPatrol321

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    F’ing A!
     
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  21. Jul 30, 2018 #39
    JayD

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    I think Betty should be sole judge.

    Admin should organize this (including sponsoring pre and post heat beverages).

    Everyone gets participation trophy.

    45+ crew gets priority on optimal conditions.

    bTW, if a certain contestant wanted some edibles how might he obtain these? Another member was curious.
     
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  22. Jul 30, 2018 #40
    CuckNorris

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    Hopefully Admin doesn't give out any infractions during the heats.
     
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