$60 shorts?

That’s cause they flet threatened or felt outshined -
Happens to me all the time.

 

Maybe, but good surfers in that crew. We would travel up from SoCal. All perfectly fine, whenever we were there. Just another weird man thing. If I call and say I'm heading out tomorrow, they will bring it up and without fail, just to razz me.

 

When is your departure date?

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/gtwo.php?basin=epac&fdays=5

 

I was half joking ... but I can also say I’d be one to razz about it too lol

 

Prancing around in a retarded looking contraption like that up there, I could fully understand.

Current trajectory has that hurricane potentially clipping the big island, in a few days time.

 

Ummmmmmm

 

Went to NH the last two days - hung out on North Beach and perused Cinamon Rainbows and spent $80 on a pair of bort shorts and a tank lol
It was “commemorative” so it’s ok

 

All this talk about board short purchases, by at least three of you, and not one photo. Lame, so very lame.

 

Hahaha, I think it’s cause we don’t wanna embarrass ourselves - but you know what? I will if you will hahah
At least I have a decent tan now lol

 

Yankees don't have suntans. We can instantly spot you guys a mile away, easier than spotting lightning bugs in an open field, even when you wait to purchase your board shorts from one of our local surf shops. We make bets on how quickly each of you will burn, simply in order to amuse ourselves during the summer flatts. All true, so very true. It's a horrendous guarantee we would prefer to not see, but you guys return each year, just like messy Canadian geese. Spare our sleepy eyes and simply post photos acquired directly from the place of purchase, please.

 

You asked for it. Here's some of the gang...

 

^ Like I said, he's a Yankee...

You started this mess, only because you are stoked about your pending surf trip. You don't give a flying hoot about your board shorts. Admit it.

 

Oh some of us Yankees are a delicious golden gleaming tan

I mean the kind of aesthetic appeal that would have you thinking aboot sexual conflicts

Titillated!!

 

She’d never be the same!

 

There. Although I’m sure you’d be much happier if I was posing in them - this guy is a Ken doll.
And YOU started this Miss Merx with that bait and switch hahaha! Your lucky obarry or maybe chavezy didnt send you portfolio picks
I will say though, their super comfy shorts and have a little stretchy thing going on so there’s no “pinching”
Bahahahahahahahaha

 

Delicious golden gleaming my eye. You few Yankees who do tan, you tan odd sorts of colors, far from a deeply rich native tan, and then poof, it's gone in less than two minutes. It's true.

Guess I love you too, even though you're going to Hawaii and started a useless thread...

 

you're about 3 years late to the party $60 is cheap

 

not at TJ Maxx