$60 shorts?

So true. My girl brought me home a nice O'Neil stretchy quick drying set up. It has a diagonal reverse zip pocket (for less drag), heavy duty string, and the colors are epic...$24. I scored a Taj board short like 5 years ago on Whiskey Militia for $22 that are still in good shape (had to replace the string...brown boot string lol, which is very stylish). These are my favorites...size 36 that actually fit.

 

i got those same O'Neils

 

I stay brown until October but I have to admit your right lol. My issue is keeping it even-I work outdoors a lot in a t shirt ... can’t do otherwise cause it’s like that old Diet Coke commercial with the ladies...
Aweful.
Makes me feel objectified.
Only appreciated in a primal, animalistic way.
Like a piece of prime rib in a tigers cage.

 

You are so full of it. Hired a nice looking Russian once and had him working outside. Customer offered to pay extra, if he would work with his shirt off. Of course, he absolutely loved the attention and did as she bid, refusing to accept her money.

What about Mr. Clark's board shorts, here?

 

Those shorts are bad ass.
And I’m shy.

 

Deeply rich Native American tans or folks below the Mason Dixie line

Oh please don't tell me Floridians

The last great thing to come out of Florida was Kelly Slater

If you ax him he'll tell you New Jerseyian wave is inferior

 

Out of the most recent images uploaded in the photo section, I like those board shorts the best. I like those you purchased, also, and don't fib; you are about as shy as an ole goat.

Are you jealous of Kelly's pretty eyes and deeply rich native tan...maybe his board shorts, too?

 

Merx, how old are you?

 

Never ask a woman her age. She typically won't tell you or simply lie about it.

 

I think those things are butt ugly.

 

Let’s put chivalry aside and be honest since we are on the internet.

 

I was being dead honest, and you won't get that from many people.

Really? Why? From a photographer's point of view, I like the color and pattern; washed up day and they show really well. From a female's point of view, they simply fit well without being vulgar.

 

Be honest about your exact age...I’m 45.

No need to not tell or lie about it...why do women lie (ashamed?) or why withhold (lose some sort of edge?)

 

It's just a number. There are some women in their 20's and 30's that look like they are in their 40's and 50's and then there's women in their 40's and 50's that look like they are in their 20's and 30's. My wife is going to be 38 and most people think she's in her early 20's.

 

Looks aren’t everything though...

 

She’s old enough to not be an idiot but young enough to be very confident in who she is and how she looks, and humble/mature enough to keep it to herself lol

Me? I’ve never grown up, and she’s right, no longer have a shy bone in my once VERY shy body because I stopped listening to others (and filled out, hit the weights and discovered that I wouldnt die from a cruel word or sucker punch in the mouth lol)

I reallly like those bort shorts
But I’m more a Laird fan even though Kelley is amazing... just somthing about that guy I wanna be hahahah

 

Laird is an evil douche canoe

 

True, but they sure as F help!

 

My wife is 54 and I don’t need to say much more about that lol. BUT she’s an amazing woman too - waaaaaayyyyy above my pay grade

 

Very true - but Christ All Mighty he can surf