The Lighter Side

A college student wrote a letter home:

Dear folks,

I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money.

I feel ashamed and unhappy.

I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels.

I beg on bended knee that you forgive me.

Your son,

Marvin

P.S. I felt so terrible I ran after the mailman who picked this up at the box at the corner.

I wanted to take this letter and burn it.

I prayed to God that I could get it back, but I was too late.

A few days later, he received a letter from his father:

Dear Son, Good news! Your prayers were answered. Your letter never came!

 

3 legged chickens

A traveling salesman was driving down a back road out in the middle of NJ and there's a cloud of dust on the road that speeds past him and it resembles something like a chicken and he glances at his speedometer as notices he's doing 70mph,he shakes his head noway and follows the dust ball right up a farmers driveway,he cautiously gets out of his car and see's the farmer walking towards him , Good day sir I apologize if I'm bothering you however my curiosity got the best of me and I thought I just saw a chicken pass me down the road at 70mph and I followed it up your driveway,the farmer says Yes you did its a special 3 legged chicken I've been breading as an experiment ,you see my wife likes the breast meat the best and my daughter and son and myself we all like the leggs the best,so I said lets try and make a 3 legged chicken we tried many times and finally have one, Wow that's amazing says the Salesman and asks How Do They Taste? and the farmer says : Don't know aint caught one yet.....

 

What do all battered women have in common?










THEY DON'T LISTEN.

 

I think someone's sense of humor is broken..