East - my buddy was in similar situation. His wife went bananas so they got divorced. He was super depressed. He skipped a whole winter of surfing. You guys are same age. This might sound crazy but my buddy turned to Tinder. He got un-depressed by banging a steady stream of young, crazy ho-bags I am not kidding. Several times I walked into his house to throw him out of bed (to surf) and found him with 25yr old hottie. You gotta be careful though. Those ladies ain't for marrying - strictly banging. He got his confidence back and is now in healthy relationship with a woman his age.
Haha, I was gonna suggest this but I got sidetracked with a bunch of smartass memes. Speaking of crazy gf's/ex-wives... before I open my big fat trap, how many of us have paid for our significant others to become "enhanced"? because I've witnessed some crazy sheeit but yeah, go bang some Tinder ho's. You'll feel way better about yourself
I was lucky--I never had to, for 2 reasons: 1) In my view and her own view, my wife was beautiful enough, 2) My wife would never even consider "enhancing", and I would never suggest it to her. Again, I was/am lucky. My friends all want to know, what the hell did SHE see in ME??!!??
My wife asks me if she can get bigger cans and I tell her to not mess with perfection. I like the original version, don’t want anything different.
same here, I consider myself lucky. My wife is naturally enhanced in all the right places lol But I know a few who went the other way. And each one turned out to be a marital disaster. But to be fair, if I turned my fig leaf into a banana, I'd probably walk around unzipped 24/7
Your word is not good enough. We still need pictures. J/k dp. I’m sure she is a 10 in your eyes. I personally like the natural version. A girl who gets the sili version probably has issues lol. There is no replacement for a naturally beautiful women (including no make up, just simply hot). Let’s not forget that Beuty is in the eye of the holder...that is how it goes right???
Your word is no good. We need... whatever...you are asking us to take Barry and Yank’s word for it. Look, their perspective aside. We all respect the fact that you think she is hot...pictures would put this whole thing to bed (wait, I didn’t mean how that sounded).
Take a break, mang. Once is funny, twice is creepy guy in the basement. DP is a respected longtime Fourrume dude. I think you've been pretty cool up to this point. Yet, you're barking at him as if he's some newb asshat. Back off, broheim. If you're that hard up for tail, may I suggest a cheap flight to POP
