Super Bowl LIII

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by DawnPatrol321, Jan 31, 2019.

  1. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Pre-marriage, I was a bit of a wild man, so I cannot confirm nor deny these allegations. Rumor has it I got really drunk and high with some friends who lived right down the street from this spot and a few of us decided it would be funny to go. There was a code word we were supposed to yell out in case things got weird and someone had to bolt.

    So, they take you in, they line the talent up, they let you choose who will be your "masseuse" for the "massage session". They bring you back where you undress and are given a towel and they lead you to a shower, they sponge bath you, clean you off, dry you, and then take you to a private room with a massage table where you dis-robe and lay down to get your "massage".

    They give you a half way decent back rub, flip you over and they start rubbing other things, and then that's when they make the proposition. Whatever you want at a negotiation. Hard line negotiation skills they have.

    About midway through the session someone yelled "CATFISH" from across the building, and left. That's the rumor anyways.

    I ignored what I heard and continued on...
     
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  2. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    The best one I've been to, er, I mean, I heard about is in a small just-passing-through type town in PA called Thorndale. Those girls were stunning for a place like that, so I heard....
     

  3. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
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  4. Yankkee

    Yankkee Well-Known Member

    Nov 8, 2017
  5. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
    Don’t say Kyle, there’s a certain pizza place that serves up under 12yr old children on special menus to the top ring of power on that dem side too bruh... and here’s the truth

    THEIR ALL CORRUPT TO THE BONE...and we pay them.
     
  6. Kyle

    Kyle Well-Known Member

    Sep 9, 2011
    Who was charged in that?
     
  7. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
     
  8. NNYNJ

    NNYNJ Well-Known Member

    928
    Dec 22, 2017
    Gentlemen please... This treade is not for politics. It's about Kraft paying for $59 Asian tuggies.
     
  9. Kyle

    Kyle Well-Known Member

    Sep 9, 2011
    Fair enough.
     
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  10. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
  11. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
  12. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
  13. Manik

    Manik Well-Known Member

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    Dec 25, 2015
    Legalize it. I've been to Amsterdam a couple of times and one of the safest spots is smack dab in the middle of the red light district, super heavy police presence. The prostitutes even have a union, the Red Thread.
    Get rid of the pimps who get these girls strung out.
    Get rid of the trafficking.
    Get the girls who don't want to be there out.
    Girls in Amsterdam we're beautiful, I mean some we're drop dead gorgeous, and there was no shortage. It's about money. Just like the porn industry. ( Don't those women and men get paid to screw?)
     
  14. Yankkee

    Yankkee Well-Known Member

    Nov 8, 2017
    Agree with legalize it. Have also been to Amsterdam. On the surface, that's all true. Actually, the eastern European gangs, and of course the Russians, control the sex industry in Amsterdam.

    When you've got a source of recurring revenue that every male on the planet wants & selling your product won't land you in jail, then the crime syndicates are in big-time. Always have been, always will be.
     
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  15. BassMon2

    BassMon2 Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2015
    When i was in college i originally went for criminal justice. Had this class where we were given a certain topic and told whether we were for or against the legalization for it. We had to argue whatever side of the coin we were given against someone else. Well i was told i had to argue for the legalization of prostitution. Even though this was over 10 years ago before all this feminist crap i still thought it would be impossible to win the argument (class had to pick sides based off our argument). Well i blew the other guy out of the water. Surprisingly enough once you lay out the pros and cons it's a no brainer. Legalize it.