You are allowed to keep one thing in you life....

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  1. Mar 4, 2019 #21
    DosXX

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  3. Mar 4, 2019 #22
    La_Piedra

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    Aw c'mon dude, why not just say "your dik don't work" instead of bailing the wife?

    this sounds like your wife said she'd cut you off from the chocha if you didn't stop smoking weed, guzzling booze and surfing.

    If that is true, dump the khunt
     
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  5. Mar 4, 2019 #23
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    I think the whole thing is easy. I would dump the wife, find another, take up dirt biking, bye parents, bye booze, and bye weed. Now if I lived on the West Coast it throws it all off.
     
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  6. Mar 4, 2019 #24
    La_Piedra

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    This is why you're the smartest guy on here, bru
     
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  7. Mar 4, 2019 #25
    nopantsLance

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  8. Mar 4, 2019 #26
    Banned for being awesome

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    And a winner.
     
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  9. Mar 5, 2019 #27
    desandan

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    I'm still trying to figure out how to wipe my ass in one trip to the bathroom, so this is way past my critical thinking ability.
     
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  10. Mar 5, 2019 #28
    sisurfdogg

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    If I kept my wife, can I still surf in wave pools?
     
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  11. Mar 5, 2019 #29
    La_Piedra

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    Typhoon Lagoon only
     
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  12. Mar 5, 2019 #30
    sisurfdogg

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    I can almost abide...can I body surf real waves? If so I'll keep her.
     
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  13. Mar 5, 2019 #31
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    Put it this way.... you pick the wife you essentially live in Iowa.
     
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  14. Mar 5, 2019 #32
    headhigh

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    I pick your mom
     
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  15. Mar 5, 2019 #33
    La_Piedra

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    The Real Winner.
     
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  16. Mar 5, 2019 #34
    Banned for being awesome

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    Would that make you my step dad?
     
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  17. Mar 5, 2019 #35
    sisurfdogg

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    Dear Mr. Headhigh,

    If you can guarantee me that you will take good care of my wife, I will take goode waves for life in exchange.

    P.S. If she sees this I'm dead before dawn lol

    Your pal,

    SIsurfdogg
     
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  18. Mar 6, 2019 #36
    headhigh

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    Yes, my son
     
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  19. Mar 6, 2019 #37
    xgen70

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    Of all the things that should be on the list....

    Your DOG. How could you not have that on the list.

    With that being said:

    I'm keeping the Surf, Sex, Dog and the Weed.

    Kobayashi Maru... BRAH!
     
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  20. Mar 6, 2019 #38
    La_Piedra

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    that's cheating
     
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