Its Here- 2019 Boarshort buying guide

Next board shorts I buy better include some fentanyl.

 

Bingo. Hurley Phantom stretch for $16.99, don't mind if do.

 

My wife sometimes brings me home a few pairs from either Ross, Marshall's, or TJ Maxx that she got on clearance or on sale for super cheap. I have too many pairs of various brands, almost an entire dresser drawer full. I definitely prefer the stretchy material.

 

I bought a pair of the stretchy O'Neill bortshorts off Amazon last year for my CR trip last year, cheap.

I wound up wearing my 12 year old baggy below-the-knee Quiksilvers almost my whole time in the lineup...The waves always seemed to be better when I wore them, so it was kinda like my sarfing good luck charm.

I admit to being tragically unhip when it comes to fashion. I'm sure everyone in Guanacaste wondered what planet i was from when they saw me strutting around in my Quik ultra baggies and a b1tch beater.

 

Ocean Pacific clam diggers in lime green are my go to.

 

we have a winner lol

Man I haven't worn OP's since 1980 lol

 

I think the first pair of shorts I owned that weren't cut off jeans were OP.

 

And the inseam was just a hair below my balls.

I rode that fashion wave until I face-planted in the shorepound lol

 

Check it out, back from 1985: I'd rock this:
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Maui-And-Sons-Hi-Graphic-Tee/132661983

 

I subscribe to the, "I already stick out like a sore thumb... might as well embrace it" philosophy when traveling. I'm always riding something funky, and wearing a white, short sleeved, crew neck undershirt. I figure, as long as I'm alone, nobody will care... in fact, they just might find me amusing!

 

have that exact same shirt

 

I’m also generally a TJ and Marshall’s kind of borteshort guy. I have a pair of vintage birdies I got off eBay for like 20 bucks. They’re kinda dope, but not gonna lie they’re straight up chubbies. I’m not down for paying that retail price. I buy my crap on sale.

 

I just figured all of you from below Virginia dressed like Kenny Powers.

 

Aw dude I'm all about the buff shark with the Oakley M frames.

 

Is his leashe on the bottome? hollywood never gets sheet right!

 

lol that's a cheap assault knife strapped to his calf

we actually got one of those guys lol

 

Nahhhh that is the 'line-up regulator'. I carry one with me at the yetty. haha jokes...
It looks like the Confederate/weed leaf is on the bottom (slickside)

 

yeah hard to tell top from bottom on a sponge lol

 

What are these boarshorts you speak of?

https://www.fansedge.com/colosseum-arkansas-razorbacks-cardinal-maui-swim-shorts/p-3377469