Opinions on big guy short boards

Wisdom#1
Squirrel that runs up a lady's leg will harvest no nuts.

 

Wisdom #2
A one-legged man will never win an ass kicking contest.

 

Wisdom #3
Collect profit

 

Hey SFinn any other photos to compliment the portfolio?

 

Surfing is a natural art

 

Next time I go out I will remember to bring my paint brushes, canvas and oil paints.....<grin>

 

Did you just get hooked up with a sticker?

Actually, I have always liked that and the vibe...

 

In the eye

 

View attachment 24852 I am a big guy and I am sold on the Proctor Monstachief. Todd is not a big guy but he knows what big guys need. It has been my go to board for the last 4 trips to Indo . It also has held up well in all that flying and reef scraping.

 

Ran into a dude in little Italy (San Diego) Who was wearing an in the eye shirt this weekend.

Sinularity

 

Rich bastard hahaha

 

But......there is a good chance he will go nuts!

 

I do, specifically any current images you may posses of females in your circle. Significant other, sister, aunt, niece, physician, trainer, neighbor... The rest of your intro shines it will be nice to review your selection!!

Cordially,
Lance

 

Scott rode his bike up to find me at the motels this afternoon.

 

Don’t forget to say fat bastard. I know its true. But, It’s cheap once you get there. I looked at an oceanfront room right near the keyhole at Lagundri for five bucks a night. It was f’in nice too.

 

This is my Hypto Krypto custom 7’4” coming in at a whopping 70 liters. Sometimes foam is your friend but I admit this is small ship.