Let’s face it guys, it’s getting chilly out there and keeping your most values assets warm is rapidly becoming a numero uno prioritah. There’s the typical rip/slice in the trusty 4/3 that’s been on the bench since late April, that there seems just not enough time to get around to fixing, but there’s also the issue of water finding its way up your submerged extremities irregardless of gear condition. This begs the obvious question - do y’all tuck your suite into boots? What am I doing wrong? Warmth preservation tip hotline tread. Serious replies only please. Looking only for the BEST ways to stay warm. Hancoffee
First thing is a serious thread. This ain't it. Really,"getting chilly"?? It's two days till summer. Go submerge and warm your extremities here...
"Best way to stay warm this autumn" I'm guessing the tanned one must be named Summer, so the lighter-skinned one in the blue mankini with all the jelly rolls and hail damage must be Autumn
Honestly, the best thing you could do is untuck your ballsack from your vagina. Maybe Micha is right. Maybe he should terminate swell forecasting. Peps are getting way too soft.
Dude, you haven't observed this swell mosh pit long enough in appending such request to your inquiry. You will have to glean the answer from the normal banter. Just some friendly advise...
The fact that no one has yet suggested suite pee is indicative of the duress and distraction swellers are having over these grey times..
handjobcafe.......get your 4XL Lane Bryant gf to load up on water on your drive to the oceane.....once you're attired propere like, lie down on the sand, face up....have your undulator squat those hammy thighs on either side of your noggin & unleash her contents like a C130 unloading on a Malibu wildfire...warmth shall be yours, sparkye..... Full report from you upon completion of your warming taske.
The secret IS to tuck legs inside booties.... DUHHHHH That way when you piss your suit it doesn’t leak out the ankles, gets forced up around your legs, midsection and belly - and WALLAH! Nice and warm. Either that or MOVE TO EL SALVADOR WHERE ITS WARM BUTTMUNCH.
