The Swellinfo Site Is About to Flatline

As if you didn't know that. Fade to grey means one thing: adios URL, this site, however you want it stated, this place is going out.

So, without further ado it's time for The Honesty Stroll. It's all over, buoys, this place is gonna fade to black & with it all the aviators, 23' pier shottin' & the laughs.

HeadHigh: not a bad guy just repetitive, won't let shiiiiite go & therefore kind of a diiiiiiick

Lance: one of the funniest, sharpest dudes ever, will be missed

Metard: in his formative years he was hilarious, only to succumb to the Waffle House

FLSurfdog: he will not believe what has happened in his absence, and he had truly HOF treade @ Scantily Clad

All the Old OG Heads: Carter, TLO, Gaff, Stankasaurus, wayyyyy too many to mention, you guys made it worth tuning in

DOSXX: class act, positive guy, grounded perspective, good soul

DP: good soul, honest & true, one of the stoked dudes who became the bedrock of The Fourumme

Kan: watched this guy progress from not much of a surfer into one helluva surfer, injured but unstoppable with his positive vibe

wayne: the insane, still out there, evading CPS in his windowless white van of duct tape & doome, what a freak of perversity

Billy: so many names, so little time, the Xmas Tale & all the rest, legend, Kassar's for you bud

Seldom Seen: at heart a good guy, lets politics get personal, DESPITE HIS PERSONAL INSULTS he pitchforks at people, still a .... fella

Scobeyville: aces

Pumpmaster: true grit, still want to see you drop in on The Albino

Goofyfooter: Del's finest soul of stoke, true grit, what he goes through just to surf is nearly incomprehensible

Betty: the Queen of stoke, and of SI

Mitchell: good surfer, the pics always to be looked forward to, condescending to guys if he felt you aren't in his league, whatever that league is, deep knowledge of the Delmarva better than most

La Piedra: stoked survivor of all the early daze of rage on The Fourumme, grounded, real, insightful, intelligent, one of the pillars

Panhandler: goodness knows, and this guy is good, plus stoked from the Gulf

nynj: eh, started off years ago fat, happy, funny, ended up fat, unhappy, fake, oddball confabulist name caller, not as smart as he portrays himself to be, back atcha putz

kyle: asshat, just pure asshat, usually wrong, treade derailer, unable to stay on topic, mirror mirror on the wall syndrome

sigmund: see kyle but, also, his wife beats him with rolled up Clinton posters

fungus or whatever he calls himself: no guts, no brains, just asshattery

sisurffdogg: southern style

capecoddcdog: class, stoke, artist, talent, a positive force on noswellinfo.com

zeroevel: mid-Atlantic stoke

chavey: a crowd favorite, paid heavy dues, life is scar tissue, a soul survivor & pillar of The Fourumme

unky2B: exactly


The lights are dimming, buoys. The human virus is about to take out another surfing website, into oblivion. Resurrection? Unlikely. Unles of course.....wayne....? Or, is that the Shredmachine...?!?

 

Prolly x6 on the Admin shiiite list of bannage
Longest time out was over a year

In the old daze, The Fourumme buoys would band together & raise an uproar for anyone getting banned. Micah would cave lol
And back to regularly scheduled looney toons.

Then we got gutted by Admin during the MSW takeover, thanks entirely to Wayne ‘Benedict arnold’ the insane ratting us all out just as we were about to storm Cornwall. Some guys were perma-banned then

Been downhill for Yee Olde Fourumme ever since.

 

Didn't mean to forget you, Biggsy. My bad Class act, Lord of Stoke, finest kind!