This post says it all. Top one. Let his guard down. Look at the pattern, use of 'look', 'real surfers', leading to a preposterous claim in a serious tone followed up with a reassuring affirmation with exclamation point.
Idk maybe, but here is a link to the article they were discussing. Kinda funny... https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-learning-to-surf-taught-me-to-love-myself
Clownface has had many characters here but I don't think NJShredmachine was one of them. Shred loved to copy and paste. A lot. I don't believe I've seen CF apply that skill in his writings. His grammar is also half decent compared to Shred's. But to it's their own.
Got you covered goode sir... https://forum.surfer.com/forum/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=2979031&gonew=1#UNREAD
The one where Roy is staring at the lawn gnome whilst simultaneously jerking off the statue with a boneur. That was a classic too
Sorry, Shelldonne. I don’t think Shred is Jadeveon Clownface, or vice versa. Shred was pure Jersey, while Clowney was pure Delmarva...Annapolis, IIRC. Shred never brought up his disdain for Colon Herlihy or tow in surfing either. Shred was a condescending braggart, while Clowney was a brooding loner. I actually thought that Clowney was Sharthuffer for a long time, but he kinda escaped that label after awhile. Damn that was funny. Good times.
