The Lighter Side

Knock knock? Who's there? I forgot my bike?

 

A horse walks into a bar. The man sitting at the bar looks at the horse and says why the long face?

 

Piece of rope wanders into a bar wraps around the bar stool curls all the way up to the top sits on the seat you tell the bartender I'll have a beer the bartender looks at the piece of rope and it says I don't serve beer to a piece of rope. Feeling depressed the Rope leaves the bar goes outside Tyson self in a knot it messes up his hair. A short time later this piece of rope wanders back into the bar goes back up on top of the bar stool and orders a beer from the same bartender. The bartender looks at the Rope again and says hey aren't you the same piece of rope that was just in here before? A piece of rope looks at the bartender and says no I'm a Frayed Knot

 

Did you know that its impossible to whistle with your own finger in your anal canal!

How many of you are thinking about it?lol

 

Here's a riddle. If you're running a race and you pass the person in second place what place are you in?

 

No but nice try