The Lighter Side

Was the solution an enzyme turning the milk into cheese???

 

And where the hell is Lance?

 

Yes and thanks I miss lance

 

Lance is doing good work no matter where he is

 

Try Gab, Getter, Telegram etc.

 

I approached one of my employees at work the other day and as usual the lazy s.o.b wasn't working. I went right up to him and said to him , Why aren't you working? He quickly replied, I didn't see you coming!

 

lots of abondoners

 

F.Y.I. You pee on a jellyfish sting not a jelly stain. Again my apologies to the lady at the Waffle House this morning.

 

Happy 9/12 y'all

#3/4

 

Your girl's so fat, after sex she smokes a turkey.

 

You know those empty cop cars on the side of the road with no one in them. How about putting a for sale sign on it.