word you wanna complain about lifeguards, talk to obama. sandy's beach has a "paddle out at your own risk" type policy, and anyone who's watched the dumbass military kooks get thrashed will tell you it generally works! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmWWYD5ocxw btw, i'm in the military, so please don't take offense to the "military kooks" thing. in fact, if you're in the military or live near a base you probably know exactly what i mean
i concur, jesus christ thats like asking someone how to wipe your ass or how to do a kickflip. you wanna stand u?, get out there and keep tryin...