Sorry but i must vent. I know a guy who surfs, and thinks he rips and he's average-advanced at best. Not that I'm any good or any better, I certainly don't try to put that out there, I just want to love life and surf good waves. This guy on the other hand embodies everything I hate about surfers and people. The complete and utter bragger. He loves to talk about himself, the barrels he had yesterday, and the week before, and the pro's that he surfed/s with, who by my estimation,judging by the tempo of his monologue, had sex with by the end of their session. Any discussion reverts back to himself and how 'epic' that day or the other day was, and yeah, "i can't wait to get back to hawaii". He's awesome at anything you discuss, and in his eyes he is the most interesting man in the world. Whatever he and I are doing at the same time he needs to explain that he's had a better experience at some other piint in time and that this is just beneath him, but he'll give it a go. I try really hard to like him, but as soon as I start a discussion he takes over talking about himself. He absolutely loves himself to the point that he should just f*ck himself. They have a Spanish phrase for people like this guy, "come meirda" look it up. sorry and thanks....
The world is full of buttheads, and unfortunately a lot of them surf. Easy to say, but hard to do, you should just keep on loving life and surfing for the pure joy of it and try not to let the braggarts, posers and other assorted dorks tick you off.
I'm not really friends just acquaintances. We know each other through friends, and bump into each other all the time.
i think everyone knows someone like that. Generally people that brag about themselves a lot, tend to be the insecure ones.They have to prove their worth.
I know who he's talking about...... The dude in the Dos Equis commercial. He IS the best surfer in the world, along with the most interesting.
I just want to pull a line for Stepbrothers, "Yeah I didn't hear anything you said, I just want to land one of these (clenched fist) right on your suck hole."
A$$holes People like that make me nuts. Some say that it’s because of insecurity. I think it is because they are dumbasses. Every sentence out of their mouth begins with "I". They have no interest in anything except themselves. So everything has to be centered on them. It is how they relate to their world. Obnoxious I can handle, but obnoxious and belligerent people ruin my good time (harshing my mellow man). The only thing you can do is say “good for you” and walk away.
Sorry to say I know quite a few people like that. Because we all somewhat hang out or cross paths I need to deal with them on a friendly level. That being said, they are the ones who need to prove themselves. I love to get in the surf with these dudes - I got nothing to loose - I'm not the one bragging. Any screw up they do I make sure I'm right there asking them if they are OK or are they hurt or man your having a bad day. Hey what are friends for ? When your trying extra hard to look good it aint happening. People who brag about themself are insecure and usually not nearly as good as they think they are.
beat me to it! Hahahaha, amen brother, I was about to say this but you beat me to it! "He once had an awkward moment, just to see what it felt like..."
hahahahaha!!! LOOK WHO IS BACK! Do you little boys wear girls panties to bed? It sure sounds like it. Any one who cares to cry about about pointless crap is is a bum. Think about it: "I don't want to complain or anything dudes?" Well you are. Take a stand on something worth protecting you worthless butt bunnies! You all sound like girls talking crap at lunch tables in 10th grade. Get over it!!!
