assateague

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by skunk patrol, Jun 8, 2010.

  1. skunk patrol

    skunk patrol Well-Known Member

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    Jun 15, 2009
    LOL !! I think he ment striper's.. I know how to catch strippers. Lots of CaSH
     
  2. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    it's ok

    What the hell is "The Teague?"


    The Teague.
    It's just another nickname for Assateague Island National Seashore.
    4wd OSV permit area.

    It's ok if you don't know about it: it really blows, nothing to do there, large & hyper-aggressive horse flies that track you even while you're in the water, wild horses that bite, sharks, crabs, sea lice, sand fleas, mosquitoes that patrol in squadrons, rangers issuing pricey violations, surf fishermen running 4 poles each...:eek:

    ..hey, wait, here's an idea...:D

    .....maybe you should try Ocean City, MD. Just a few miles from The Teague & a world away in terms of the experience. Y'know....boardwalk loaded w fat drunks on the weekends, massive crowds, greasy food, hotel rooms cheek-by-jowl for the missus to primp the big hair & the sun-proof makeup, and over-priced everything. You could surf early & surf late or you could surf on the 2 designated beaches every day.

    Yeah...that's the ticket....:rolleyes:
     

  3. Gulfcoast7

    Gulfcoast7 Well-Known Member

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    Nov 16, 2009


    Yeah well i prefer Newport smoking fat chicks and over priced crab cakes to horsefly infested pristine beaches.
     
  4. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    yah!


    Yeah well i prefer Newport smoking fat chicks and over priced crab cakes to horsefly infested pristine beaches.


    LOL ! Good stuff. Somethin' for everyone in this world...
     
  5. jimmycrab

    jimmycrab Well-Known Member

    93
    Sep 29, 2008
    by bad- stripers using shrimp with bottom rigs. strippers- dollar bills attached to 2oz sinkers.::rolleyes:
     
  6. skunk patrol

    skunk patrol Well-Known Member

    201
    Jun 15, 2009
    just gott back last night. got the off road pass for the year got some good surf yesterday. But holy S H I T balls the horse flys were wild sunday. Thanks for all the good info on the offroad pass guys it def made for a nice weekend. i did find a spot a few miles down the beach were i actually got few long rides in. Def a totally differant break all together from last year. Fun though when u find the right spot. plus its just so chill there and you can actually relax with out the ****ty gay ass teenagers all over the place.
    thanks again
     
  7. chong

    chong Well-Known Member

    81
    Jul 5, 2007
    What I meant is, save the extreme sports slang contractions for MTV...
     
  8. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    espn ...?

    What I meant is, save the extreme sports slang contractions for MTV... :confused:

    Assateague....MTV....How you got from the one place to the other place is .... Whatever dude...

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    Gotta bring the industrial strength bug spray out there, try 10 hour or 12 hour spray but yah those horse flies got their training in pakistan....non-stop action...