Surfing and sex

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by locals are lazy, Jun 24, 2010.

  1. locals are lazy

    locals are lazy Member

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    May 26, 2008
    :DIf surfing be compared to sex, then longboarding is equitable to masturbation;
    feels o.k. if you don't have to do it often and should not be done in a crowd.

    If I wake up and have to "longboard" for my morning ritual one more day, I am going to join a monastery( take up golf).

    Pray for waves!
     
  2. stoneybaloney

    stoneybaloney Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009

  3. Scobeyville

    Scobeyville Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    Keep stroking little buddy - The end of this flat spell is no where in sight. I havent gotten my bird wet since before the may 26th swell - by bird i mean surfboard
     
  4. MATT JOHNSON

    MATT JOHNSON Well-Known Member

    Oct 11, 2009

    LOL I actually look at shortboarding as being a Minute Man LOL . Dont be hatin cause longboards get longer rides and have better stamina and dont "pull out" after a couple turns LOL:D
     
  5. gosurfelsalvador

    gosurfelsalvador New Member

    1
    Jun 24, 2010
    No need to pray for waves around here, Head high to double overhead barrels, cool beer and warm water! www.gosurfelsalvador.com
     
  6. rgnsup

    rgnsup Well-Known Member

    Jun 23, 2008
    Are you looking at the same report as I am? Because end of flat spell is in sight, but it will 100% change.. haha
     
  7. eshore

    eshore Well-Known Member

    564
    Jul 22, 2008
    knee to thigh high next monday? I wouldnt call that the end of the flat spell
     
  8. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    ...does that make bodyboarding like gay sex (never even let it cross your mind)?
    ... and SUPing like unprotected sex (those things are dangerous!)?
    ... and bodysurfing like sex with a cousin (depends on how hot it is)?
     
  9. rgnsup

    rgnsup Well-Known Member

    Jun 23, 2008
    Are you people not seeing waist-chest and clean on Tuesday? Am I superhuman? haha
     
  10. Swellinfo

    Swellinfo Administrator

    May 19, 2006
    you have to remember not everyone is looking at the Monmouth County forecast...
     
  11. rgnsup

    rgnsup Well-Known Member

    Jun 23, 2008
    LBI ;) haha... good point.. but Scoobeyville should be looking at the same as me!
     
  12. dreadhead

    dreadhead Well-Known Member

    46
    Mar 2, 2010
    i concur. and don't be mad that my stick is longer and thicker than yours. but its all about the motion of the ocean, afterall... right? :D
     
  13. austinj215

    austinj215 Well-Known Member

    133
    Sep 10, 2009
    Haha... Very Clever:D
     
  14. eshore

    eshore Well-Known Member

    564
    Jul 22, 2008
    well now we all can come up to your break since there is going to be a bump. thanks a lot ;)
     
  15. rgnsup

    rgnsup Well-Known Member

    Jun 23, 2008
    Hahah... all is welcome!
     
  16. jimmycraxcorn

    jimmycraxcorn Well-Known Member

    157
    Jul 12, 2008
    Awesome! lol
     
  17. BonerSurfs

    BonerSurfs Well-Known Member

    504
    Apr 14, 2007
    Great post!!!!

    But yo I gotta question. I was at my cousins wedding a few years ago and ended up having sex with this chick after the reception. Afterwards we were talking and come to find out we were 2nd cousins (or something like that), she is my cousins cousin. So the question is, is this ****ed up???

    I guess I should also say, 1. I had only met her one time before at a funeral... So its not like she was "closely related," or anything... 2. I was really ****ed up... and 3. Here is the kicker, she was adopted. Sooo, technically she isn't really related to me at all (through blood).

    Is that ****ed up... I want opinions... I haven't really told that to too many people... :D
     
  18. austinj215

    austinj215 Well-Known Member

    133
    Sep 10, 2009
    Being as how your from Virginia makes it a little bit more acceptable... JK
     
  19. bananadogpizza

    bananadogpizza Well-Known Member

    73
    Jun 23, 2010
    what swell on monday/tuesday? (dont even sneeze or else the mirage that im seeing of a little bump on the forecast will vanish we have to pretend like its not even there or else we'll scare it away)
     
  20. eastbreak

    eastbreak Well-Known Member

    153
    Jun 15, 2009
    If we get any bump all; all surf spots will be as crowded as Superbank, Australia. It will be kook city and then we can complain about them next. We need a good solid head high plus to clear out the crowds. I can only dream... dream... oops wet dream. :eek: