Blood Surf

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by Zeroevol, Jul 19, 2010.

  1. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    If anyone likes those corny a$$ horror movies like I do, here is a classic piece of crap!!! Worst 84 minutes of your life! LOL There are some good booby shots though!
    Blood Surf
    A pair of entrepreneurs with more bravery than brains hit upon the idea of blood surfing: spreading chum in the water in order to attract sharks, then hopping on a surfboard and riding through the middle of the pack. As they're filming their promotional documentary, the fun gets interrupted by a thirty-foot long salt water crocodile that begins snacking on everyone in the expedition.
     
  2. burdturd

    burdturd Well-Known Member

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    Aug 18, 2009
    PLEASE TELL ME YOU JUST WATCHED THIS ON COMCASTS ON-DEMAND??

    I watched it the other day I was laughing so hard. The surfing was horrible and the crocodile was even worse.
     

  3. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    I actually have Verizon Fios, but yes, that is where I saw it! Oh man, I thought the surfing was great! Esp with all of those sharks! LMAO!! The croc looked nerdy and cross eyed! My wife and I were cracking up!
     
  4. MATT JOHNSON

    MATT JOHNSON Well-Known Member

    Oct 11, 2009
    I have flushed better peices or crap than that movie LOL
     
  5. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Matt, you know you have watched it.... twice! LOL I can't lie, I did watch the whole thing.... It was pretty f'n stupid, but I could not turn it off. HA HA
     
  6. burdturd

    burdturd Well-Known Member

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    Aug 18, 2009
    You're exactly right haha, as stupid as it was, I couldn't turn it off after I started watching it. It was like I was amazed with such a horrid movie production.
     
  7. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    Ha Ha Krocodylus
     
  8. sosodel

    sosodel Well-Known Member

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    Mar 6, 2008
    started watching it this morning on demand.. after about 15 minutes had it on fastforward and just watched scenes to laugh at how bad they were but still couldnt finish
     
  9. MATT JOHNSON

    MATT JOHNSON Well-Known Member

    Oct 11, 2009
    I watched the first 5 mins of it on demand and then it was like my thumb had a mind of its own and it the exit button on the remote LOL

    this movie makes Surfer Dude look like a actual surf movie LOL
     
  10. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    I must find this jem of a movie. I hope cox on demand has it out west. I have my late night movie plans set now! Besides, It can't be any worse than surfer dude.
     
  11. gtowntreyble

    gtowntreyble Well-Known Member

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    Aug 18, 2008
    i watched it lol. horrible... some parts were entertaining though