corolla surf report is a DUMP

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by leethestud, Sep 18, 2010.

  1. leethestud

    leethestud Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2010
    im getting sick of the bunk user submitted report from corolla. It clearly says "4-5ft clean" but the pictures are victory at sea. They do that same crap when its knee high. Its some clown trying to get people into a surf shop, so BE WARNED. Next time they do it, Im going into corolla surf shop and spilling a large coca-cola slurpee on their carpet.
     
    Last edited: Sep 18, 2010
  2. EmptyM

    EmptyM Active Member

    41
    Jul 31, 2010
    Who pays attention to what others say?? I don't even trust my best friends' reports.
     

  3. Swellinfo

    Swellinfo Administrator

    May 19, 2006
    he probobaly just forgot to choose the conditions when he submitted the report... and i think by default the option is clean. If you read his report, you will see that he says it is rough. And of course pictures are worth a thousand words and pictures are posted on the Corolla report. You should send him a message, and make him aware that he has clean conditions posted.
     
    Last edited: Sep 18, 2010
  4. leethestud

    leethestud Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2010
    duly noted.
     
  5. beachbreak

    beachbreak Well-Known Member

    Apr 7, 2008
    no,i'm afraid he's right,these guys are awful a lot, like shaka, and their #1 rival for lame reports up here,eastern lines.
     
  6. Muleskinner

    Muleskinner Well-Known Member

    77
    Aug 7, 2010
    I've thought the same

    No I have thought the same thing many times. Everyday is fun and paddle out. Hey no one goes to corolla to surf anyway
     
  7. BonerSurfs

    BonerSurfs Well-Known Member

    504
    Apr 14, 2007
    Its because he is trying to promote his business... And ya, its totally bogus... I love how his reports are always bigger than the one in Buxton... Its laughable...
     
  8. BonerSurfs

    BonerSurfs Well-Known Member

    504
    Apr 14, 2007
    May I ask why coca cola slurpee... Is that like an impossible stain to get out or something???
     
  9. beachbreak

    beachbreak Well-Known Member

    Apr 7, 2008
    surfer's view up here called it fun in lavallette today.
    they should be fired.
    decent cams,though.
    i could see the fun surf in lavallette and the north side of the pier.
    idiots.
     
  10. leethestud

    leethestud Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2010
    again today - 3 feet bigger than hatteras and simi-clean? its blowing 20 kts onshore! Thumbs down.
     
  11. Madma

    Madma Well-Known Member

    224
    Feb 27, 2017
    Yeah the guy who does the reporting is a goon. If you like the waves in Virginia Beach then Corolla is the place for you.
     
  12. red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2015
    walk in, grab some shatt and run to the beach and toss the fkn crap in the water! when they catch up, tell them that for wasted gas you tool bag!
     
  13. Madma

    Madma Well-Known Member

    224
    Feb 27, 2017

    Make sure you post the video on YouTube or swellinfo!
     
  14. eatswell

    eatswell Well-Known Member

    997
    Jul 14, 2009
    What weird timing. I looked up the Monmouth County forecast (not one of the reports) today on here and it was like 2 feet or something. So then I checked the cams at Manasquan and Belmar, both were flatter than an A cup.

    Took a pretty long ride on my bike today (Harley, not the bicycle) and everything along Ocean Ave in Sea Girt, Spring Lake and Belmar was pretty much flat. That was later in the early evening though.
     
  15. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    Corolla surf report - crap since 2010. I guess Lee never PM'ed the dude haha
     
  16. WaveSlayer

    WaveSlayer Well-Known Member

    80
    Oct 7, 2013
    It's for the Va Beachers. It's waaaay better up there. Everyone knows Corolla stays stoked, check their reports.
     
  17. Madma

    Madma Well-Known Member

    224
    Feb 27, 2017
    Vagina beach kooks are a category 5 kook on the saffir-kooksan scale.
     
  18. Madma

    Madma Well-Known Member

    224
    Feb 27, 2017
    LOL look at today's report. Looks like Gary also has a spelling problem.