yo, bros, hey. story time

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  1. Nov 17, 2010 #1
    capesurfer

    capesurfer Well-Known Member

    284
    Dec 11, 2007
    oh,
    hey guys.

    i was falling asleep in my bed last thursday, early, maybe 11ish. I heard a car horn that sounded uncannily similar to my own. After turning over and trying to fall back asleep i sat bolt upright and decided that it WAS my horn. Half in dream and half in reality i stumbled outside. Not seeing anything, I went back to bed, not thinking anything of it until the next day when my roomy went to grab his skateboard and said 'bro, where are our boards'

    i was like
    'bro.
    ****.
    ****.
    bro.
    dude, ****in a'

    he was like 'bro, did someone steal them' i was like 'dude i think so' he was like 'dude.' and i was like 'bro, i know. damn it, bro. damn bro. DAMN. bro, if i wouldn't have had half a chub waking out of my dream i woulda ran outside faster' he was like 'wtf dude' i was like 'that was totes my horn bro'

    all in all i'm missing 2 sector 9's (his, mine), both on the shorter end, one with all sorts of stickers on the bottom including a *gasp* obama sticker (stupid liberal skateboard, i've been trying to talk sense into him), the other, well, the other just a maybe 36" deck. Also missing: 1x beach patrol beanie, 2 pairs of polarized shades (1 pair of smiths with blue temples and black frames, the other von zipper's in tortoise kickstand), and to top it off they took my wide receiver gloves for football >.< . The lil punks prolly scattered when they were reaching across the dash to dig in the glove compartment and knocked the horn by accident. If only i had been awake they'd be getting chased after with my rifle...
    There goes the neighborhood!

    So if anyone has any knowledge of the whereabouts of said items, or see them for sale, or have buddies who think it was really sweet to steal stuff from some grown ass men, lemme know. We might reimburse you for a good lead, if it leads somewhere. And, well, if you are the one who stole our stuff, no worries. We aren't mad at you for doing it, just pissed that it happened. No one enjoys having their **** stolen, but we aren't gonna harbor ill will and resentment/stress out over it anymore. We'd prolly be down with forgiving you to your face if you end up returning it, because really, we aren't ****s, and we don't much care about being ****s. so, ya.

    karma n peace y'all.
    -the capesurfer

    This all went down in ocean city, md.
     
    capesurfer, Nov 17, 2010
    capesurfer, Nov 17, 2010
  3. Nov 17, 2010 #2
    capesurfer

    capesurfer Well-Known Member

    284
    Dec 11, 2007
    additonally, my car was paintballed earlier in the season..
    prolly the same dudes, i'm gonna assume.

    i never claimed to be any good at surfing, but I guess that's what you get for being a PA transplant...even after 6 years
     
    capesurfer, Nov 17, 2010
    capesurfer, Nov 17, 2010

  5. Nov 17, 2010 #3
    NJ SPONGIN

    NJ SPONGIN Well-Known Member

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    Feb 24, 2009
    Totes Mcgoats bro! ..seriously that sucks. hope you get them back.
     
    NJ SPONGIN, Nov 17, 2010
    NJ SPONGIN, Nov 17, 2010
  6. Nov 17, 2010 #4
    EwrWrop

    EwrWrop Active Member

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    Jun 11, 2008
    I think you said bro enough times.
     
    EwrWrop, Nov 17, 2010
    EwrWrop, Nov 17, 2010
  7. Nov 17, 2010 #5
    tbing

    tbing Well-Known Member

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    May 27, 2008
    Sucks dude, I hope you get that back. You're pretty relaxed about it, but I guess there is nothing you could do. I'd be pretty ticked.

    On a side note, if someone paintballed my car I'd find out who it was and be chasing them with a rifle as well.

    They break anything getting into your car?
     
    tbing, Nov 17, 2010
    tbing, Nov 17, 2010
  8. Nov 17, 2010 #6
    live aloha

    live aloha Well-Known Member

    508
    Oct 4, 2009
    Woah

    1. That sucks. I had the same happen to me when I was living out in CA. Believe me, insurance will find a way to value your boards at about 50 bucks each, and that's BEFORE they slap the deductible off the top. So, filing a claim ain't getting ya too far. However, I can speak from my own experience when I say it's one mistake you probably won't make again...leaving so much stuff in the vehicle, I mean.

    2. I'm a pacifist like you wouldn't believe, and even I would say BEAT THE LIVING F@#% out of those chumps if you see them. Giving the stink-eye or even talking trash is one thing, but stealing your stuff??? Whoever did it, in my opinion, forfeited their own right to personal safety and deserves a serious beat-down.
     
    live aloha, Nov 17, 2010
    live aloha, Nov 17, 2010
  9. Nov 17, 2010 #7
    xgen70

    xgen70 Well-Known Member

    785
    May 25, 2006
    so not cool..:mad:

    i guess the off season is kicking in

    You know, you could be a straight off the bus kook but that gives no one the right to steal your things.

    I would call all area pawn shops on DelMarVa, seriously. People like that need to get caught and jacked up:eek:
     
    xgen70, Nov 17, 2010
    xgen70, Nov 17, 2010
  10. Nov 17, 2010 #8
    tommy9'0"

    tommy9'0" Well-Known Member

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    Dec 7, 2009
    dude :mad: ! bro :( . dude :confused: ? bro :eek: ...

    am i the only one whos noticed this guys total overuse of "dude" and "bro"...what a joke!
     
    tommy9'0", Nov 17, 2010
    tommy9'0", Nov 17, 2010
  11. Nov 17, 2010 #9
    MATT JOHNSON

    MATT JOHNSON Well-Known Member

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  12. Nov 17, 2010 #10
    cresto4

    cresto4 Well-Known Member

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    Aug 19, 2010
    not sure i even want to know what that means...
     
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  13. Nov 17, 2010 #11
    MATT JOHNSON

    MATT JOHNSON Well-Known Member

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    Oct 11, 2009
    fixed

    sorry half asleep here LOL
     
    MATT JOHNSON, Nov 17, 2010
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  14. Nov 17, 2010 #12
    capesurfer

    capesurfer Well-Known Member

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    Dec 11, 2007
    cool story bro.
    i liked the illustrations, they add some flair to it, i might edit to have those
     
    capesurfer, Nov 17, 2010
    capesurfer, Nov 17, 2010
  15. Nov 17, 2010 #13
    capesurfer

    capesurfer Well-Known Member

    284
    Dec 11, 2007
    thanks for y'alls suggestions, we are on top of it, just wanted to get a word out in case anyone casually sees a bro doing an ollie, but wiping out, and the board flips to reveal a big obama sticker as he falls forward and his blue temple'd black frame'd polarized smiths come flying off his face but he totally sticks the landing by grabbing onto a tree branch that is near him because he is wearing the stickiest ickiest receiving gloves known to man and calls out to his bro "BRO, DID U JUST C THAT BRO" and his bro is like "NO BRO DUDE BUT LOOK AT ME LOLZZ I'M ON THE OCBP SEE MY BEANIE BRO" and then they both laugh and har har har har har
    then
    you're like
    "holy **** that weird dude on swellinfo was just talking about this **** that these bros are wearing i should let him know"

    and then you let me know.

    just in case that happens. ya, that's why i wrote all that out. just in case.
     
    capesurfer, Nov 17, 2010
    capesurfer, Nov 17, 2010
  16. Nov 17, 2010 #14
    marknel83

    marknel83 Well-Known Member

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    Jul 19, 2009
    dude......
     
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  17. Nov 17, 2010 #15
    live aloha

    live aloha Well-Known Member

    508
    Oct 4, 2009
    sweet! what's mine say??!
     
    live aloha, Nov 17, 2010
    live aloha, Nov 17, 2010
  18. Nov 17, 2010 #16
    bodyboardNJ

    bodyboardNJ Well-Known Member

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    Aug 19, 2009
    Sorry to hear that, i just had my longboard stolen off the beach today in Spring Lake. It was a dregs board that i put underneath the boardwalk wen i paddled out to surf today. Came back from a great sesh to see my board gone. Im hoping it was just someone who thought the board was ditched and ill have a way of getting it back, but it not keep an eye out for me also.
     
    bodyboardNJ, Nov 17, 2010
    bodyboardNJ, Nov 17, 2010
  19. Nov 17, 2010 #17
    tbing

    tbing Well-Known Member

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    May 27, 2008
    This is why I just don't buy nice things :p
     
    tbing, Nov 17, 2010
    tbing, Nov 17, 2010
  20. Nov 17, 2010 #18
    schweez

    schweez Well-Known Member

    119
    Sep 17, 2008
    i caught 2 dudes trying to break into my car (custom honda) when i was in high school bc i was randomly out in my girlfriend's car at 4am hooking up. they creeped by twice really slowly ( i lived in a really small neighborhood so people driving at 4am didnt happen). as they drove by and turned around and parked i went inside and got my 1911 colt 45, grabbed 2 clips, put one in and walked out. the motion lights turned on as i walked back out and the two were walking to my car with tools in their hands. once they saw me with some serious business in my hand, they double backed and ran like little girls and sped off. havent had anyone ever try to jack my stuff for the past 7 years. thank god my dad had caught me and my girl banging inside a few weeks before so we stayed out in the driveway!!!!

    i love that story.
     
    schweez, Nov 17, 2010
    schweez, Nov 17, 2010
  21. Nov 18, 2010 #19
    dawnpatrol1187

    dawnpatrol1187 Active Member

    35
    Oct 5, 2008
    hey i know that weird guy on swell info haha. Sucks, was jamies board stolen too?
     
    dawnpatrol1187, Nov 18, 2010
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  22. Nov 18, 2010 #20
    eatswell

    eatswell Well-Known Member

    997
    Jul 14, 2009
    dude that sucks. i wouldn't leave it all the way under the boardwalk though. when i have left boards laying around it was right on shore, so that way if i saw someone going for it i could just run right out of the water.
     
    eatswell, Nov 18, 2010
    eatswell, Nov 18, 2010
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