baby wipes?

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by Hot Karl, Feb 18, 2011.

  1. DaMook

    DaMook Well-Known Member

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    Dec 30, 2009

    best thread all winter.

    When I traveled through europe bidets were in every hostel/hotel i stayed at. You think baby wipes are great? How about a powerwash up the arse? next house i buy will have one of these.

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    god didn't intend to walk the earth with crusty shorts or mud butt.
     
  2. zim

    zim Member

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    May 19, 2006
    this thread

    doesn't stink!
     

  3. cgrizzard

    cgrizzard Well-Known Member

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    Aug 13, 2010
    Modern Marvels had a two part show tonight on Bathroom Tech. What a coincidence! I didn't see anything about the evolution of baby wipes, maybe someone should write the show and suggest they edit it before it re-airs:rolleyes:
     
  4. wbsurfer

    wbsurfer Well-Known Member

    Mar 30, 2008
    im more of a hanging monkey kind of guy while in the woods. just find a good branch that can hold your weight hang there and drop the bomb. cuz the squat can kind of be messy and you can miss and have it lan on yourself.
     
  5. staystoked

    staystoked Well-Known Member

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    Dec 27, 2009
    Be a man , use your hand.
     
  6. Scobeyville

    Scobeyville Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    ^^ HAHA - my friend went to bali over the summer and he siad no body shakes hands lefty, cuz the left hand is thir TP
     
  7. Mooseknuckle

    Mooseknuckle Well-Known Member

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    May 12, 2008
    I cannot believe that someone started this thread. This is ridiculous.... You guys are all nuts
     
  8. Hot Karl

    Hot Karl Well-Known Member

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    Feb 12, 2010
    Ill take that as a compliment!
     
  9. stoneybaloney

    stoneybaloney Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    I know it's been flat for a long time, but has it really come to this? Man...:confused:
     
  10. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    You know, for the first time on this forum we are acting like adults discussing a very important subject and all we get is ridicule. I think everyone needs to take a step back and realize that even surfers need to have an outlet to discuss something that affects us all. I for one vote for the continuation of this thread on the grounds that it will ultimately have a positive impact on the attitudes of everybody both in and out of the water. Who's with me, show of hands.
     
    Last edited: Feb 20, 2011
  11. Hot Karl

    Hot Karl Well-Known Member

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    Feb 12, 2010
    Who cares what the topic being discussed is ... were all getting along having a nice discussion, and it is keeping us sane while waiting for swell ...
     
  12. lolwut

    lolwut Well-Known Member

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    Aug 29, 2010
    these types of threads are what forums thrive on, go look at every heavily trafficked forum on the web and you will find threads like these all over
     
  13. stoneybaloney

    stoneybaloney Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    To each their own. Have fun with your ass talk.
     
  14. beachbreak

    beachbreak Well-Known Member

    Apr 7, 2008
    thank you i agree stoney baloney
     
  15. lolwut

    lolwut Well-Known Member

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    Aug 29, 2010
  16. glassjaw

    glassjaw Well-Known Member

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    Aug 11, 2010
    I feel right at home here. I can't even understand how someone can wipe their ass dry and go about their business like it's all good. No it's not all good. Dip some paper in sink water or use a wet wipe. I personally just roll a thick wad up and run it under the sink briefly, and then wrap a few more times around with some dry. Now you got a damp towelette.
     
  17. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    I was just watching TLC and there was a lady who is addicted to eating toilet paper. I thought to myself how ingenious that was, like killing 2 birds with one stone :D.
     
  18. skunk patrol

    skunk patrol Well-Known Member

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    Jun 15, 2009
    as a plumber yes they do the trick nicely. BUT DO NOT FLUSH THEM they will clog up your **** pipes and clogging up your pipes =$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
     
  19. oceanisnotasbigaswethink

    oceanisnotasbigaswethink Well-Known Member

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    Sep 20, 2010
    just pinch and go. thats what showers are for