World Peace?

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by cap2nd, Feb 27, 2011.

  1. cap2nd

    cap2nd Well-Known Member

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    Nov 10, 2007
    I think not. Not ever. Supposedly laid back "real" surfers hate on sponges, SUP's, Longboards, skimboards, body surfers, wrong brand, too old, too young, not hip, wrong high school, doesnt live in mom's basement, doesnt get high or shoot heroin.

    So with this type of prejudice in such a "laid back" culture someone who speaks a different language, has different colored skin, or has an abberent religion there is no chance for peace with non "laid back" culture aka KOOKs of America!

    So what is the solution? Its clear to me... its NU-CLEAR!

    So have yourself a nice laid back day and just punch a random stranger in the face.. they may be on the way to COSTCO to get a Foam surf chip.
    :D
     
  2. staystoked

    staystoked Well-Known Member

    628
    Dec 27, 2009
    Chuck noris lost his virginity before his dad.
     

  3. Ray F.

    Ray F. Well-Known Member

    396
    Sep 13, 2009
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    Last edited: Feb 27, 2011
  4. MATT JOHNSON

    MATT JOHNSON Well-Known Member

    Oct 11, 2009
    Looks like you are letting someone ruine your Stoke and thats your own fault.

    Dont trip on what others think and just worry about you and whatu are doing and you should have more stoke than you need and should spread it around.

    Some people hate for no reason cause they feel threatend or are jealous deep down inisde
     
  5. NJ SPONGIN

    NJ SPONGIN Well-Known Member

    573
    Feb 24, 2009
    I think you nailed it Matt haha
    Who cares about what other people think.
    Be happy that you have waves to surf!
     
  6. rodndtube

    rodndtube Well-Known Member

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    May 21, 2006
    Plain and simple: gang culture, or primal tribal culture at its worse. "Laid back" is an oxymoron. Lot's of the world's worse people over the course of human history were "laid back."
     
  7. Epic

    Epic Well-Known Member

    198
    Jan 25, 2011
    I wish everyone in the line up was Donavon frankrenrieter. He defines laid back surfing :D
     
  8. stoneybaloney

    stoneybaloney Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    Hahahaha :D
     
  9. leethestud

    leethestud Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2010
    Lets have the costco $129 surfboard discussion after the first summer swell. Those things are going to be dropping (in on you) from the sky like pearl harbor. Sorry bro, but im going to go ahead and apply a little preventative hate to that situation. Its like watching out for that guy in jeans and a carhart on the slopes. Stereotypes; based on reality.

    "surfing isnt a group hug" If some kids punked you then you are hanging out at the wrong break and/or at the wrong time of day. Like Matt said, dont let people kill your stoke. If you are a new face (or an annoying old one) and your stinking things up, expect to hear about it. Thats part of the process in a crowd.

    But... Surfing in crowds isn't necessarily part of the game. Its on you to take some initiative and find an uncrowded spot, and its not hard this time of year. I hate crowds. In the winter its easy, in the summer I have to get more creative, buts its always worth it. Hell, some of the places I surf you could be out on a raft constructed of sups and inflatable bananas and noone is around to call you a kook. Just saying...

    Maybe ill market some "get over it" spray. I have a sick Don Henley song in mind for the commercial.
     
  10. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
  11. ND081

    ND081 Well-Known Member

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    Aug 7, 2010
    on behalf of all of us here at swellinfo, I thank you Zeroevol for sharing such a creative, unique "youtube film" with us for the fifth time today!
     
  12. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    ND, I posted this in 2 different post's, that's it.... Apparently math was one of your strong points in school....
     
  13. ND081

    ND081 Well-Known Member

    900
    Aug 7, 2010
    just playinn
    but really id rather not have to look at that beast's face more than once
     
  14. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    You know, there are so many posts on here about how people are pissed or mad at something, so I was just tryin to lighten the situation with it! HA HA HA, I do admit, I did have nightmares after I saw the video! LOL Sorry, if I scared ya!
     
  15. ND081

    ND081 Well-Known Member

    900
    Aug 7, 2010
    i definitely jumped a little bit during the close up :D
     
  16. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    I hope you utilize your tooth brush a little more than she did..... lol
     
  17. MATT JOHNSON

    MATT JOHNSON Well-Known Member

    Oct 11, 2009
    Geez that lady gives new meaning to the words Dental Plan LOL
     
  18. 34thStreetSurfing

    34thStreetSurfing Well-Known Member

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    Aug 13, 2009
    I heard he's a real a$$hole...