I used to shoot Casino Pier in Seaside NJ every day until they stopped letting us surf there. You just have to go super fast, watch out for diagonal pilings and fish hooks. Easy.
Kinda funny how I went from dodging pilings to dodging cops to get waves.
I used to love that steel dredging pier in the north end vb, you could shoot that with a sailboat...
This has to be the ShredMachine...I think I've seen this cat on 23 footers with his mulitpel girlfriends looking like he was at Honeyton or something. He totally shreds the gnar and has some very advanced grammar skills to boot.
This is the real ShredMachine....promise
It's not your wave it's NJshred's... If he drops in on you it's your fault. If you drop in on him you're in trouble... I've seen him crushed a dudes head with his pecks!
Best bet is to just quit surfing! It's not worth it!
I was going out the day they started building it, around xmas. Met the job foreman. Young guy from Trinidad that just graduated. He looked too cold for the job.
we can't ban this guy. he's an asshole but, he's our asshole.
Who else will entertain us during the weeks of upcoming summer flat spells? Only the Shredmachine has that power.
Because, while it may be flat as a lake from Miami to Nova Scotia, the Shredmachine will regale us with tales from the 23-footer side as he shotts the roller coaster in the ocean.
On his $500k glued together pile of kindling from Roy, natch.