remember the congressman from a few years ago who was worried guam would capsize if it got overpopulated?
I'll be your running mate in 2016, mate.
You see this Google Glass crap? I swear, by the end of the calendar year, I'm gonna find an exotic place like Galapagos or Madagascar and spend my remaining UNPLUGGED days sustenance farming, surfing and pro-creating even though apocalyptic events abound like day-vision goggles that record everything and everyone in sight...and bring you to your destination, Mr. Terminator.
BTW...PB&J...we are angry. We just kill em with kindness.