Now, what on God's green earth are youse guys talking aboot concerning New Jersians inability to drive? Man, you consider NY and Philly, all of the North Jersey congestion(most densley populated place in this nation), and all the hyped-up people...........man, we can drive. We're better and quicker than any NASCAR driver out there. I was the best driver on the planet. I could drive when I wasn't even conscious.
Ahhh every states' residents think the citizens of other states can't drive. Right at this moment, in some distant Jersey shore town, some punk NJ 20-year-old is yelling at an out-of-state motorist.
I agree Bill, it wasn't very big, but I had so damn much fun last Saturday morning!
Fact: we are spawned from satans fecal rot here in NJ. Sorry we tainted your otherwise flawless states. I'm going to kick my ass now.
Finally, I got some solid Jersey backup in the War of Northern Aggression........
Man, nobody from Jersey backs me up when I take on the south..........
A savior has arrived.
Rap anui mysterious yet so dangerous
Boys - just back from Kelly Slades Wave Park. I have pink eye, a nasty chest cold, and a double ear infection. But I can tell you this - I was DESTROYING 2 and 1/2 foot chlorinated rights. If you take off right along the wall, you get a mini barrell for .0000001 seconds. Then you have enough power for one bottom turn and a slash before the wave kind of peters out. But if you run through waist high water and get back in line immediately you only have to wait an hour and a half before your next ride. FYI - the lifeguards are kind of di*ks.
Some of the Slade Water Park Highlights:
*LOTS of Volcom Stone stuff. Trucker hats, tees, and 'boardshorts' galore.
*People actually say "Brah" and "Howzit". I actually had never heard those words spoken before.
*The Mohawk is alive and well, especially if you are under 12 and have "cool" parents.
* People use public bathrooms barefoot.
* The shrimp cocktail is, at all costs, to be avoided
Unfortunately, my rear-facing go-pro pooped out on me so I dont have any footage of my face and then my feet shredding the pool, but in the event this flat spell has you really bummed out, I think the pink eye / ear infection / chest cold tradeoff is probably worth it. Praying for a report which has something bigger than 2 foot at 5 seconds. Literally, Praying.
All is right in the world again. At least all that can be.