Easy take-offs abound:
These are for you Snark:
These two guys are definitely 6ft tall. I'm 6'2" and have stood next to them enough to notice our similar heights. On the right, I could stick a 24" road cone above and below the rider without exceeding the wave height. I know 24 inches overhead is a far cry from 1-2 feet overhead, but that was just my feeble attempt at being accurate. Sorry about that.
Yesterday the waves here were waist+ or 1-2', total height. Better?
I just wanted to show you's a pretty picture that was very mind surfable. Clearly, I missed my mark with that piece of sh*t. I'm sorry you's can't envision yourselves parked in that crumbling piece of garbage. My mistake.
In reality, I'm a 3ft tall (even though idk what 3ft means), fat ass f*cking liar.
Yeah, I know(for some reason) you thought you'd come on here and make some kind of mark.
But you didn't.
You aren't witty.
You are barely of average intelligence. Just over the mark.
You're almost 50, and all of your insults are straight-off-the-playground.
You are a jealous instigator looking for attention.......
Go talk to your plants in your garden, dude.
If you constantly want to start sh!t with me, then save up your juice, and save it for when you come back home. I'll be around.
Doug: you talking to me?
Doug, a surfers' foot isn't 12 inches. No one has ever ridden a 12 inch wave. A surfers' foot is 36 inches.
I mean really, look at a ruler.......12 inches is nothing(except for *****es). Those who started wave sizing understood this.
Doug, calm down. No one was calling your waves "sissy." Something happened in the world of surf sizing. People started calling waves in literal measurements. Grog never did that. John form Surf Unlimited never did that. Sam George never did that. My sizing is in-tune with these legends.
Just because a wave is over one's head doesn't mean it's "overhead." Jesus, no one on here understands that.
Zombiesurfer: Don't bother with MIS-13. He's all over the place, and contradicts himself all of the time. He doesn't even understand himself, so don't you even try.
and zombiesurfer, feel free to ignore me. I have known a few addicts. They all proved themselves complete sacks of garbage after biting the hand that fed them dozens of times.
the dig was at our resident ward of the state PJB, who is essentially a brain damaged child. Normally I would refrain from mocking such a poor soul, however PJB invites the abuse I used to think PJB was alright albeit misunderstood character. now I see him for the blistering canker sore on humanity that he is