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One of my students just told me he wanted to work in the porn industry to see if he could piss me off. I told him he could be a fluffer. I bet...
Banners = Woke
Bang!
Did you or do you or your buddy ever surf Sunskipper? It's a stretch but about 7 years ago I was talking to some one who just got a Sled Zep and...
8'6" Ricky Carroll HPLB that I bought before I had a clue what I was buying. When I was a true newb, I surfed it in every condition and was often...
Let me help!!! Kenny G don't surf!!! He should eat a fuckin' banana and stfu!!!
My Mom and my aunts and uncles... all very Italian... used to make Grappa. AKA Blue Lightning. Fermented grapes... Their cover was they were just...
This is one of my sons... He pisses me off... Strictly out of jealousy... He made a board out of another board he found in a dumpster. Ugliest...
Last week I had a pod 5 of dolphins swim up to me and circle me. The first one swam right under my board. I got to tell you, I was a bit...
Finally we can say "Dick" Dale and his amazing Surf Sounds without being censored. Wow! Dick Nixon, Dick Trickle, Dick Tracy...
This is the most awesome thing I've read in a looooong time! Thanks!!! “It didn’t hurt or anything, it felt warm and cozy inside the clam, but I...
"Taste the Rainbow," my ass...
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Welcome back. This place sucks a little less now... Two kids? that's cool.
Slumming through some articles in that tabloid... Jessica H. Cockburn, 19, says she partook in consensual sex with at least 13 members of the...
You will phit right in until "THEY" phind out who you are!
Mr. DiLaBounta: Uh, Enid.. I hope this isn't indelicate, but.. [ picks his nose ] ..how did Mr. Loopner pass away? Mrs. Loopner: Oh.. he was born...
The only time this place ever triggered me was about 5 years ago when I was sarcastically asking how many surf t-shirts you need to be considered...
I don't where socks under booties but will put a pair on to slip my wetsuite on easier. I don't wear board shorts under my suite but I do where...
My wife works with retards. She loves those crazy little bastards! Any Dead Milkmen fans out there? My wife actually takes retards to the zoo......
