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I'm doing bullet points because blue pill lefty clowns are children. 1. Windfarms are not economically sustainable, they require massive state...
Derg I can dropknee bodysurf of course I can stand up ride a McDonald's trey. For real doe those Womper boards are action packed. Womper thats...
No wonder smart people hate you doucheblaster. Do your own research and stop regurgitating feel good propaganda.
Maybe if you strap them all over your body you would be the coolest person on the shore pound. For real tho, the womper boards are mega action
You don't have to stand up for your boyfriend, we get it, you people are a proud community; not here to judge. Nobody normally surfs shorebreak,...
Inconclusive evidence on a hypothesis. Way to go new York times. This is what participation awards get us. However keep hunting playa, science...
Yea right bro. Your only repeating what your girl said about how you are in bed. Talk about passing the buck or should I say 1 inch bucks. Chah...
Yea dudes, skimming is awesome, right up until you start doing stepoffs. Clownface hates stepoffs. Even soft top stepoffs are gay on skimboards,...
What's the matter Obeyville? Does your girl have your phone on kids mode, so this is your only crank zone.
Yea not the point by the castle on the hill, but the beach break. I get more barrels on a good day on the EC then a day in Oahu. Surfing everyday...
I wanted to get a new surfboard, so I went and bought a Burton
OCMD is home playa. I ride fishes, step ups, progressive shortboards and I got longboard game. My signature move is the Yosemite Sam, where I hang...
Skimboards are for skiming, not surfing. If that's such a crazy statement then let's start skiming with a surfboard. Or rollerblading with a...
I'm jealous, I wish I had France under my belt as far as surfing goes. I only go to HI. Water temp is not an issue anymore unless it's Ireland....
Alcohol is a drug and I'll be goddamned if I go through the rest of my life being a two bit drug addict. Be a man, do it right, smoke meth and...
I get lectured by zombies all the time trying to get me to let them sink their teeth into my throat again. I'm happy being a loser like I have...
I hate boardshorts, give me snow and double overhead beach break rather than reefs and always sunny. I hate the sun and love overcast rainy short...
Yeah Archy why do you think I been trolling SI so hard? I deleted Facebook and now can piss off people I have something in common with again
Kauai has like 7 good surf spots max, but it's empty and no shadow in the winter. The big Island gets shadowed like a mug and the stars have to...
OK then Archy where is your paradise at? Might I recommended outer banks. Cali is dead. I surfed in HI a couple days alone, but would never live...