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WRONG !!! SJB totally prefers Kansas City, Missour-ah. Kansas? Asian, please.
It just takes persistence. Fight and praise everyone you can. Ax people their opinions. They love that. Hey, I remember your name. So you got...
Yo, what up, buddy? Don't call me, "buddy," pal. Don't call me, "pal," friend. South Park Reference #465 Hey, how's Florida. You doing any...
You still letting her surf? God bless South Jersey's northern outposts.
Kidnapped? By Mexicans? Or Magic Seaweed enthusiaists?
Virgil Sollozzo, "I'm going to speak Italian to SS" Irish cop, "Go ahead." Why they a no a give you a your a name a back? That's a not a right....
Remember, Douglas, the Lord is watching you. He guides me down D St, safely, so far. Knock on wood. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Not more than the surf world needs me. Years ago I got sixth in some contest in Puerto Rico. Not to keep mentioning this, but youse guys did...
Ah, you noticed how I enticed y'all. Wow, that was amazing. Not only do I, Rob Kelly, shred but I'm clever, too. That's why Billabong pays me the...
I'm not gay but I do bang dudes from surf predictin' website message boards. Isn't that what one is supposed to do with Internet friends. I...
Oh yeah? You're the real SJB? Then answer this: If you had to live in Kansas City... Do you go Kansas or Missour-ah?
Dawn Patrol you win the other night? Anyways, I'm cereal here. I want a list of all new monikers and who they once belonged to. By 6:00pm. Or...
Well, Crewsby on CBS, this ain't a story but a pet peeve and sheer terror thing. I ain't going to make the 11:47 train. Obvs... Got to wait for...
Dude, I haven't had Panzones in a minute. Sorry, man, you guys have me all confused with all the handles. Are you Italian and have awnings? And...
I love you, too. Can't do no story right now. Gotta hit Tomar's Discount Liquors and cruise on over the bridge to Filthadelphia and get that...
I was working in Selbyville. Started as a lookout on Polly Branch. Then worked my way up to a shift manager. If I was legal to drive I almost...
Dude, Stony Point gets better than the east coast once or twice a year. Well, the scenery for one thing. The fact that it's a freaken lake and...
Manik, Nah, don't know too much aboot banging in Chicago, but I read and watch anything having to do with gangs and drugs. I know the west side...
Is it wrong? Is voicing one's opinion wrong? Even wishing death upon others, or otters. I don't know. Oh, people, stop using the term...
Yo, dude, what's with the pictures?
