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Nice hickey
Heh heh... Hey Beavis... Heh heh... They said... Heh heh... watersports...
We need a pic of wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, favorite farm animal, etc for our resident Photoshop prodigy, metard.
Get a SUP with a stripper pole for those flat summer days. Memory fails me, but I believe one of our esteemed colleagues from Fla can help you out.
Dang, Tractor! I love me some bodysurfin. Almost always just me. No fins, trays, etc. I prefer going head first, arms to my sides, but... On...
What if... This incest develops into a nice Cat 2 or 3... Slowly moves its way from So Fla, about 100 miles offshore, all the way up to Maine,...
Yo dude. Didn't you read the rules? Thou shalt not dog Betty, Bringer of Barrells! But seriously... Bet - TY! Bet - TY! Bet -...
I'm feelin ya Nat. Last time I broke the board out was during that tropical storm (Bill?). The day before and the day after. Day OF was just...
The forces acting upon the fibers of that uniform must be unimaginable. I looked at that pic and immediately had a vision... Guv throws the...
She kicked a**
Yeah, me too. Where's the slot for coins to be added for more vibrate time? But srsly, Paulie tries to give credit where credit is due....
LOL In Galveston, the hoes work the geriatric and/or public housing high rise buildings. They can visit multiple customers and never even leave...
Coming soon... The Carlsbad Cutback... :p
I second this 1000%. Without the details, I'm finishing an emergency visit to my Pops in Fl who is in the last stages of cancer. Times like this...
Hey y'all. I ain't been here much due to life sh**. EmaZZ? You gone mooslim on us? Kinda sounds like Shabazz or somethin. LOL That's funny...
When a broad isn't working out for you... Get a divorce and let the frisky neighbor lady move in with you.
Right handed. Surf goofy. Don't know why. Made that choice in the late 60s. The brain cells containing the info on why I chose goofy were...
This. Nobody died. All your favorite body parts are still attached and somewhat functional. You're not incarcerated. You didn't wake up next...
Somewhere in a secret government data center, buried below a mountain, the two data analysts assigned to this are laughin their butts off....
Regarding the nutball racist kid that shot up the church... dude... Dude... DUDE!!! If you think the black folks are doing all sorts of sh** to...
