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Oh,Ms. Campbell we really don't encourage communication between the four females who grace us with their presence. Please try and keep that in...
A 3-footer ? Hawaiian or New Jerseyian? Ahh, I blew-off today. I was thinking of the post-work deal, but it was 12 inches last night at dark,...
How can someone who is a Black Flag fan make people take a UDS? Jesus Christ, is it 4:30 yet? What are we doing here? We shouldn't be at work....
OMG now I'm on the surfer-as-artist thang...... That really hit the fan with The Momentum Generation. Not only do they shred, but they are...
Can anyone explain this punk rock fascination surfers have. Did ..Lost and Volcom make you guys all punk? I have an old friend from...
Hoodwinked? Ha, you got totally played by Jersey people. Ha, all y'all think that them dudes were paddling across the bay and climbing across...
Oh Mr. Brett........ Do you have anywhere we can reach you if we need your vote or something? Like, would you write a letter to my Probation...
Someone axed if surfing was allowed in Cape May..... No. Nothing's allowed in New Jersey, but we do it anyway. Everything is illegal here...
Gabriel Medina sucks. Ya see, the ASP or whatever the heck it is now, knows the U.S. is a lost cause. But Brazil has potential. Having a brazzo...
Speaking of goodbyes... Bye Harris........could be locked-up for a week or four years. VOP hearing on Friday. Could be found guilty of the VOP,...
Any real grom would take the bus. Crackheads? Where you from ese. Please don't say Rhode Island. Buses are fun, man. NJ Transit buses are the...
That's Ben Gravy and not only does he do the stunts but he takes tons of testicle punishment. They are big on testicle smashings and falling off...
This guy's taste is impeccable.
Saturday morning dawned brightly for those who rise early. I didn't. I got-up at 8:00. The short drive to the beach was nerve-racking as I...
Just put your stuff on wet, you ***s.
NEW RULE !! All newcomers must submit three Russian, Asian/Phillipino(sp?), or other ladies to Riley Martin for sexual conflict and aggression....
Wow. I've never felt the zing of hatred and inherit evil. Five Question Marks and two Exclamation Marks. That's looky like anger to me....
Dude, if surfing is the greatest thing in the world, and you are still a grom, why in the heck aren't you more stoked. Man, you should be thinking...
Relax dude, I'm just playing around. I know you southern guys don't catch-on too quick, especially in Southern Dare County. I'm not...
The meaning of life is..... Learning the opposite of paradise. You wouldn't understand the afterlife until you lived the before life. Going...
