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The best one I've been to, er, I mean, I heard about is in a small just-passing-through type town in PA called Thorndale. Those girls were...
You know what makes me violent? When I wake up in the morning and I feel a dump brewing, but I decide to try to hold out and eat breakfast first....
"You want more than washy washy, you pay!!"
Round these parts we call them the Washy Washy.
RIP Peter Tork. Reminds me of when I was a wee lad.
Vote Kaepernick/Smollett 2020
Hey, it's cheaper than flying to Bangkok. #noladyboys.
No Wusabi prease.
UUUMMMM Asian poonanny.
Did somebody say Asians!!???
Cajones you senile old goat!
I can play a mean Cajone
Every time I'm in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eating all the chicken. All the pigs feet. All the collard greens....
"I'm gonna be back her at 10 O'clock. Not 10:05, not 10:30. If you don't have my money or my bud, I'm a gonna kill and him."
"Now Dana told me about that Big snake situation." "Big Worm." "Big snake, big worm, I don't a damn!" "Walking around with your pants all down...
Nuke the whole tread!!!!
#cocqueshot
Never ridden a board shorter than 6. Never ridden a board longer than 7. Most of the time I'm on the 6'0 fish. But the 7'0 egg I got last year has...
Happy Birthday you old bastid.
Most pics I have of my sons are when they rode some of their first waves. Now, they're like me. They don't let their momma take pics of anything...