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Ill be damned if your gonna paddle round me in jersey so you can claim your space closer to any jetty... I dont say **** i just paddle right back...
I dunno. What if. What if those dudes with the camera showed up 5 deep with bic longboards. Then ruined everyones session by destroying the...
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You took teenagers to jenks aquarium on sunday of memorial day weekend? Uckin not really such a smart move. Drop em off at i play or six...
We should thankful for the bennys/shoobs/tourists when they come?
Soooo thankful the ashole who owns riverside cafe can sit on his ass another winter cuz he sold PEC with only half a slice of porkroll for...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9RfUMBgfhn0 Muthafucin djais
They'll be standing outside bar a for 2 hours to get in when they come With funny tans from wife beaters in the sun They be puking at the...
Holy fock.... Some chick at work had a friend who bought a case of jai alai from cigar city.... They hated it and gave it to her but she got her...
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Ill have to walk Out to the jetty to get high Oh yes ill walk out on that jetty to get hi Too many bennys on the beach for this guy I have 3 kids...
They will be taking all the parking when they come
They will be wearing socks and sandals when they come.....
So to answer your question... No there is no good reason to move to cali unless you like weather weed waves and women.... Then there is blacks
Surf a 5'10 stretch f4 bat tail.... It my favorite fastest board.... Bought it used epoxy off craigslist $300.... Still rides new.... Cant say...
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Stone ruination 2.0, spellbound ipa, and a few grapefruit sculpins..... I prob wait til 3 or so
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