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Based on those pics, we should invade tomorrow!
"What Jefferson was trying to say was that we left England because it was bogus and if we don't get some cool rules of our own, then pronto, we...
Our we afraid of Russia? They can be tough when not all drunked-up on vodka. There was no other tough guys in the hood when we conquered all that...
I could be way more deader than you if I get gassed and you only get bombed. Gas makes me far more dead. Bombs only make you sorta dead. So there....
Can SS have his aviator back? That would be cool. A peace offering to a highly respected member...
Should I go with a fortune cookie or go full-on merican with a chocolate chip?
I think North Korea should be invaded. All those untapped North Korean hotties that we don't currently have access to. We could blow up the...
Thanks dood.
KA-POW!
Fly a banner for shoulder/hip AIDS awareness #Sunnilarity
Were they holding up a sign that said 'Eat mor chiken?"
I hate this shit. Drives me crazy cause I'm terrible at it. Stupid Where's Waldo type crap. Rubics cube. All of it. Like making surfboards. I can...
Fock! Yur right.
I meant3! It's 3!
I mean 7! It's gotta be 7!
You sonofabitch! 5! It's gotta be 5!
Am I too old to start one of these here Vlog thingies? If not, I'm going to start one called "Chavez's beard". Every day we will discuss my beard...
34DD's be just right. 38D be slamming into yo grill.
Dambit Lance! What's the friggin answer???
Fuck if I know, I just worked 15 hours.
