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I like the kid. He's a go getter. Not enough go getters around anymore, only people with their hands out. Gimme gimme gimme.
Yeah, the doc who did the surgery said full body scans every 6 months with the big boobied Asian dermatologist. No argument from me on that order.
BTW, I cut off my hair and trimmed up my beard a little ways back. My ole lady loved it. She said I went from looking like Phil from Duck Dynasty...
That guy you saw outside your bedroom window in a trench coat with binoculars? That was me. You lucky, lucky bastid.
Thanks dude
I'm home. It took them two scrapings but they got all the melanoma. I have an incision from my eye to my lip and my eye is swollen shut. I look...
Thanks Kid. Sometime I have these weird, brief moments of clarity. Then I go in the bathroom and vomit and it's gone.
Here's a dumb old guy's (me) take on this: The American revolution was simply some rich white dudes, who were not in favor with the English crown...
"What Jefferson was trying to say was we left England because it was bogus, and if we don't get some cool rules of our own, then pronto, we will...
Is Pluto a planet, a moon, or a dog?
Ugly was a bit harsh on myself. I'd say I have a 'weathered' look about me.
yeah man, when they did that to me it was the Asian dermatologist with the big cans.
Thanks for the advice. Any recommendations on a specific brand of zinc based sunscreen? What about hats? I don't give a crap if I look lie Elmer...
Glad you made out Ok dude. They said something about a centimeter margin around the area. I'm not worried about the scar, I'm already pretty damn...
O Barry, it's a Plastic surgeon but I like Head High and the Kid's ideas too. All bets are off if it's an Asian girlie. I may need to burn lil...
Not human feces you sick bastids. I got that Stage zero melanoma on my right cheek. I think it's called ensnufulufogous. Now, I have to go over...
I also used to get high, watch 'Bunyip Dreaming', then go surf the Wooden jetty and try to do cutbacks like Occy. Now, I just get high and watch...
Men at Work starring the great Charlie Sheen and his brother Emilio Estevez. They play two garbage men/surfers trying to save money to open their...
Spitting Viper (N): Def: A girl who spits out after having 'the deed" done in her mouth.
Enjoy your bird you old curmudgeon