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Try Mrs. Chavez's venison burgers. I kill em, I butcher em, she marinades and cooks em on the grill. Also, there's a place in Eagles Mere, PA...
I was a once notorious dune sh1tter. I was known as the sh1tter in the dunes. Kinda like Catcher in the Rye. With all the driving I do, I've had...
What evidence? People who say Sub sound like they wear a pink sweater tied around their neck or a tweed blazer. What's your first name? Buckley?...
We have a weapon of mass destruction in our hoagie arsenal: WAWA We will creep into the Northeast. Every street corner with a failed business,...
Hoagie or die mother@ckers!!!
That HOAGIE was your soul mate.
I'll try me a sammich on Dibellas
Dem chillums be all runnin around the yard in de bare feet
It's a hoagie you f@cking nitwits. You NE/NY guys wouldn't know a good sammich if it smacked you in the face. It's all about the roll. Amoroso rolls.
Ugh, I hate when the wife won't unzip the mouth hole on my hood. Sometimes she can't here me screaming the safety password when the pain becomes...
Lee, you're like Keyser Söze. You come on here, drop bombs, and then poof! You're gone.
Sh!t. I left out fishing rods, chest waders, and fishing vest!!!
That's what I'm here for son. The above is all true... except for the wife part.
Everything goes in the bed of the truck. Surfborts, boogy borts, soccer balls, whiffle ball and bat, beach chairs, power saws, nails, screws,...
When you get to the Coast Guard, look for a guy named Braap with f@cked up shins....
#creeping
Seriously, I actually like waiting until I'm done surfing before I partake in the devil's lettuce. Surf. Go to Wawa and get a meatball and...
I don't smoke while I'm surfing. That would be stupid. I just smoke before I paddle out....
Yessir
Be back in like 10 minutes.....
