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Sheeeit, anyone can do that. Hell, I'd slap a pair of fake ones on, put on a wig, change my name from Chavez to Charlize, write a book about my...
Cutting off your wang aint brave, it's insane.
Wasn't there already a surfer reality show where Sunny Garcia went around punching people in the face? Board Room?
The Wave Motion Gun. For all you youngsters, this was my stoner show from the early 80s.
Come up to Strathmere on Wednesday for your prize. Prize is pick up only. Come flying the battle flag of the Army of Northern Virginia and you get...
The Comet Empire has sent agents down here to keep us broken into different factions that argue over Mexicans, guns, flags, abortion, Muslims, and...
Look up a guy named Chandler on the North Shore of Oahu. He is the Tits. He taught this kid from Arizona named Rick Kane how to surf and just a...
Cool show on Nat GEO last night about the spike in attacks in NC in 2000 and 2011. Their examination of the bite wounds indicated almost all 16...
I hate everybody. Except Amy Anderssen. Google her. She has immense b00bies.
Exactly. One of my new neighbors in PA is gay. and black. I mean he is REALLY gay, like Lamar from Revenge of the Nerds gay. Nice guy. He...
Topsail was actually not too bad Riles. Ride-able surf 11 of the 14 days (mostly knee/thigh high) I was there. Surfed the Surf City pier the two...
You need to upload a video to You Tube: "The Fitzpedo. How To Use It When Confronted By a Shark or a Dolphin That is Trying to Lure You To Its...
I had a horrible explosion of diarrhea in that Wendy's back in 1997. And I was on my way to South Nags Head. Pelican Park to be exact. Sunilarity...
Some kid got bit on the foot about 150 yards from where I was surfing at the Surf City NC pier yesterday. Bite radius was 7 inches so I'm thinking...
I couldn't get myself to play the video SS. Chavez's kryptonite is creepy looking dolls. They freak me out.
I caught a 30 inch black tip on North Topsail last night. I hit it over the head with an oar to stun it so I could get the hook out. It's the only...
I'm heading to Topsail Island tomorrow for two weeks. I drink and smoke a lot while I'm there.
Whoa, Sunilarity. the first girl I ever hit in the balloon knot was from East Landsdowne. 1988. A big hair girl.
Sorry to put you on the spot brother but it seems I am trapped in the PA/NJ metro area for the time being. Except for June 13 to the 27th. I'm...
