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I would use the money to add an extra bathroom onto my house where I could take a sh!t on a Saturday morning without being bothered.
Trying to take a sh!t on a Saturday morning without being barged in on by kids, dogs, cats, and my wife is worth fighting for.
And they get protected from general population in the Pen. It would've been fun if they let them into general population for an hour each day to...
Heaven is... Surfing and getting laid in the same day. Catching 5 rainbow trout all bigger than 20 inches. (Happened yesterday, Yeah!) Watching...
The Ocean HATH delivered?? What's with the HATH? Reading up on your Shakespeare? I doth believeth I will undertake a dipeth in the ocean in thy...
We don't rule. We suck. We have hair growing On and IN our ears, we are cantankerous, grizzled, ball sack hanging low, miserable bastards. I go to...
Yep, the brown bag. Goes down great with a can of National Bohemian beer.
Yes sir. I would love a bag of them now but I just ate a bag of Jelly Beans. Now, the liberals can track my every move.
I can't, I'm on their watch list. Fu(k it, (I'm stealing Seldom's way of writing the word Fu(k from now on), I'll just grab a bag of Utz potato...
And then there's Chex Mix. Why do they fill half the bag with pretzels??? if I wanted pretzels, I'd have bought a bag of f@cking pretzels!! I want...
I hate black jelly beans. I just accidentally eight one. It's Obama's fault. Why do they have to put black ones in with all the awesome colored...
You need to go to Iceland.....
O, Barry. My wife knows her place is in the kitchen and the bedroom. Never gets mad when I surf, only when I touch myself inappropriately when...
Normally when there is surf I surf. I just make up the work later. But we are on a crazy job site now and are having serious problems with mud and...
Voice One: "SNJ looking good for a DP on Friday, need to tell the boss I won't be in." Voice Two:"Blah, it'll drop to knee high by Thursday...
This is a political prediction of the next 40 years worth of Presidential elections gathered in a straw pol done by the Chavez Group: Next...
Nah man. The only Walter I know operates a fork lift at my night job. He talks to himself a lot. I like him.
Chasing the Lotus. Speaks to my youth.
I've spent most of my 51 (almost 52) years living within a bicycle ride to the water. I known dozens, if not hundreds of dudes that lived within...
Thank you sir for bestowing such an esteemed honor on me. I am truly humbled..
