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Villa Playa Marias Stu is the man. It right on Marias beach.
F@cking. F@cking always makes everything better. If you can find a steady f@ck that won't put the chains on you, then you are good.
Putting words in my mouth won't work. I smoke and am all for complete legalization. Acting like you know anything about Philly and who gets...
Not to start an argument but.. Did you ever think that maybe minorities are committing 5 times the crime that whites are committing? Just a...
Why do you care that your friends all did her? She has 2 other holes.
We are partly to blame as well. We tell everyone on these sites that they are not 'real' surfers since they don't surf year round. Well now we...
Etiquette in surfing? There's no etiquette anywhere anymore. Douche baggery has taken over this country. Two parents almost got in a fight with a...
See the slap thread.
I'd b!tch-slap Vince Fontane for his asinine comments in the Kelly Slater 540 thread.
Was a few miles to your south and caught 3 foot sets on my sandbar at the right tide (low) all to myself. F@ck OC. I will only surf there from...
After my session this morning, I'd have to replace Shaun Tomson with Chavez.
We've been through this before. Coyotes are the only thing I kill that I don't eat. Where I rifle hunt is a very remote area and is not...
Living in a grass shack, hunting pigs, spearfishing, surfing, and banging scantily-clad brown-skinned beauties? Uhh, count me in. On a side note,...
I've never been big on lifting weights. I basically do what DOS Ex does. About 30 minutes of running or some other cardio (F@cking, step machine,...
There's already too many people I deal with face to face on a daily basis that I would give my left nut to not only slap but smash over the head...
I can lift enough to get MichaelJR's mom off my d!ck when I'm done with her.
Hi Singing Man. Welcome to the SI Forum. My name is Chavez and I'm the SI enforcer. If these pesky shortboarders have you down, no worries! Just...
The f@cking internet. I just looked up Barbi Benton on Google and all that adolescent swelling of the loins came rushing back. Out to the...
I can't remember if it was her or Barbi Benton that led to the first time that I truly "roughed up my suspect."
Anything that bleeds for 5 straight days every month and lives is evil.
