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1/2 of America doesn't know how to swim and most of them will be at the beach this weekend. Have fun boys, I'm headed to the big woods.
Quote Originally Posted by ChavezYChavez View Post I sometime get the urge to duct tape two hipsters together and then kick them down the beach...
I sometime get the urge to duct tape two hipsters together and then kick them down the beach like a soccer ball. Hipster soccer anyone?
At my age, I can't remember if I took a sh!t this morning let alone the waves I rode. But I do remember the "feeling" of riding them. The last two...
Yesterday I witnessed something at the gym that is almost as good as see-through yoga pants: Volleyball shorts. She was doing squats right in...
How the F@ck are we supposed to be afraid of a Hurricane name 'Teddy'? It sounds all cuddly. The names should be scarier. For the 'T' storm I...
I forgot riding my bike hap-haphazardly on the boardwalk after 9 AM and driving like an idiot all Summer long.
So i can leave my trash on the beach, go in the water wherever I want, throw up at 2 Am on Landis Ave in Sea Isle, and complain about the locals...
When I move to PA, do I instantly become a shoobie?
"How does a thermos keep hot things hot and cold things cold...like, how does it know?" Dude, I've been wondering that same thing for years. Why...
Thanks Seldom. Every time something like this happens, I have to hear it from the wife about "retiring" the bike. I just tell her I'd retire her...
U R misreading. I was coming home from working in PA. Both my jobs are in PA. That is why I am moving there shortly. My point was I almost died...
I almost missed the Pine Barrens trip and any other trip for that matter. Last night I took a ride on the road rash highway, thank to a BMW SUV...
We meet at Chatsworth, NJ and then head South/Southwest. If we survive, we can head to the Wooden Jetty for a DP the next day.
Yeah, Seldom. I can be your guide. I speak Piney and my Sasquatch call is second to none. You just supply the potions for altering.
Blasters: You got to realize that New Jersey, from a population and demographic standpoint, is like a little version of America. You got the...
Aliens came down and had sex with Neanderthals thus creating the current human model which peaked with the creation of one Robert Kelly Slater.
Welcome. Until you get to 100 posts, we, the swell info community, will give you your name. Your Swell Info name is Gruvi JR.
Why can't I be a gray-haired, middle-aged blue collar worker with big jugs? I'll be whatever Baddy wants me to be on this trip. But those jugs...
"This is your ship's captain Chavez. At 8 PM on the quater deck we will be having special entertainment for our guest surfers. "Her" name is...
