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"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining" "If my Aunt had a d!ck, she'd be my Uncle" "If a society gives up some freedom for security, it...
I'm heading out to the Flemish Cap on Monday. Anybody up for some fishing??
Na na na na na na, I scored a jetty all by myself this AM. I showed no surf etiquette at all. I dropped in on myself, ditched my board, sat way...
Urchins. Why it have to be urchins. A pox on paradise. That and sea lice.
+1 to this. Been married 17 years. 3 kids. All surf. Wife is a yoga instructor and she is a helluva cook. Getting married should NOT affect surf...
Was definitely surprised. Didn't expect to be as good as it was. Nobody owed me anything, I didn't see any baby wipes or turds. I didn't have to...
No one can deny me my inalienable right to take a dump and clean my bung with wipes. NO ONE! When we surf there are crowds, Shoobies, et al. When...
I think they migrate past here (NJ) at this time of year. I'm pretty sure they Winter off of the Bahamas. That's what they said on Shark week. In...
Well, I guess we have to agree to disagree. You can worry about all the giant sewer spills caused by the massive invasion of baby wipes, I will...
My head's not up my a$$. But these soothing, cleansing flush-able baby wipes sure are. And... wait for it... down the drain they go. That one was...
My ass is REALLY hairy (as is the rest of me; they don't call me the 'Surfin Sasquatch' for nothin). Flush-able wipes are a mainstay in the Chavez...
He's gone completely off his rocker with crazy conspiracy theories and such. He's been out at Montauk a couple times this Summer. he's back in...
I gonna start a casting call soon for the newest surfing movie. It will be called NOYA. I still need main characters Lee (protagonist) and Yankee...
Doesn't matter which one wins. Either way, the hard-working middle class gets a shaft right up the ole keester. Elections are like just more...
I'm going to buy a horse.
Yesterday was one of those days where everything seemed to have a mellow, perfect vibe in South Jerz. I had the privilege of sharing my old local...
Someone earlier mentioned ear plugs. Plus one to that. The only long term issues I have experienced with year-round surfing in NJ for over 15...
Dawn Patrols make us who we are. Love going to work afterwards all chill while all the non-surfers look all stressed and haggard...
The last three days I've surfed 3 different breaks. Each time it wasn't crowed but there were Logs, shorts, Boogers, and an SUP. No issues....
My arms are dead, my back hurts, shoulders are shot, all from the swell that never came! The OP can SUCK IT!
