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Kelly Slater, but more buff. The gleam of light off his polished crome and pecs blinded all who dared to look his way,
Meanwhile, Sandblaster came running up in a full sweat. "You're wasting my special Swill you bunch of northern degenerates. This stuff is meant to...
....Blaster was mixing up a concoction of moonshine, BBQ sauce, and bathsalts.
At the same time, EMassSpicoli took off on a giant 56 footer, just dodging the lip. As he went for the mother of all bottom turns, a jagged...
The leader of the MSW invading force took a Baby Ruth bar to the forehead and staggered in a dazed concussed state, unable to command his rainbow...
I'm getting dizzy. This thread is getting better than the other thread.
Yes, I have had a couple of cold ones. Needed an attitude change after yesterdays candy store wave feast and this mornings payback.
Betty could come back from Davey Jones locker and turn into a natural event that blows up the British navy? Do ya'll want an endgame yet? Can...
To all you self righteous forum readers who think the swell info story is nonsense, and wish everyone would post stuff on real surfing issues: you...
"Sorry it took so long to get here" he exclaimed, as he let out seven perfect smoke rings of sour diesel.
A banner was attached. It read "MSW" in large bold print, and below it "Death to SI".
The SS Swelluminati, manned by none other than Micah himself, along with Betty, LBCrew, Brewengineer, Capecodceedog, Vallhalla, and World B Free,...
You all are freaking amazing!
#flyabannerforprofitmargin
Party wave!!!! Everyone go!!!!!
At the same time, Roy, swallowed whole, uses one of his saw toothed flipper shaped fins to saw his way out of the slimy belly of Mary Kate,...
Thanks BBP!
The restrictor plates suck. Too many caution laps. Not enough drafting. Multi star teams therefore less grudge racing. No pre-race benchoffs....
Go Junior!!!!
Weird visions of David Eggers, the Hunting Beach OP Pro riots, sharknados, and an army of men in red jump suits, white helmets, and paddling SUPs...
