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I was watching old footage of Buttons and Randy Rarick surfing Pavones in the 70s, and Buttons was going switchfoot every so often because the...
Maybe we should rethink this whole thing. If Cape May/Wildwood is the ultimate prize, why are all their women down here mooching cocaine off us...
The french women of Montreal also posses the finest of hashish. That, along with their long hairy legs, is enough reason to invade. Word of...
Me thinks this thread is mea culpa quid quo pro bono nolo contendre total proof of your innocence. I would paddle the board out at the break it...
Coooool! I almost forgot. Oh, here is a belated happy birthday to Yankee...A man so interesting....the sharks have named a week after him!
lmao
You are a kind man. A very kind man. The kind we don't like! HAAAAA! FLY A BANNER FOR COCOA BEACH UBER ALLES! knock knock on my surf van door...
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Can't wait till ......
My buddy from Kentucky asked me if I wanted to join the militia. I asked him - if I didn't like it could I quit. He said no. Once you're in,...
If we annex Puerto Rico, the south would truly be a wave superpower, with the Outer Banks, NSB and Sebastian Inlets, Reef Road and the Cocoa Pier...
I wish I was in the land of cotton, Old time swells are not forgotten, Surf away! Surf away! Surf away! Dixie Land. In beachbreak Land I'll take...
So you want to surf with chicks with di(ks (logs)? Go to San Francisco Bay, they probably have a large contingency of trans surfers.
Jupiter (northern Palm Beach County) has good surf about six months a year, and it is warm. But from early June to mid September it goes flat, and...
You are a man of honor, and your wife is awesome. Hopefully you'll get lots of clean empty barrels in your wave karma bucket.
Can it hold a 13 foot wooden douche canoe securely?
"Clean green beans"! Love it. Best term since "thunder(unt." This will become part of the lexicon, the lingo, the slang of our sub-culture. And...
Do you have a girlfriend who is related to my crazy ass wife? Cinderblock on the ole stick. I feel your pain.
Border of South and Central Florida on the east coast. If you look at a map. Singer Island sticks out farthest east. It is very close to the...
Those salt water crocs down in Costa Rica scare the bejeezus out of me. Dark brown water, all of a sudden, BOOM! In a death match with a giant...
The Orca
